This never happened.

[JayFirebrand2]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1436095769300422656

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Oh, those darn 20-somethings...

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Just because he's your bartender doesn't mean he's your friend, Rick. Even in your nonsensical bullshit.

 

[TokenX]

Pat needs to be beaten to death by Jon's cock.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Hello, fans! I know things and have friends!"

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Was it written by Pat on Twitter? Than there’s a 90% chance it’s made up or greatly exaggerated,

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Tweaking, meaning party and play? Did he just come out on twitter?

 

[fusciasomething]

Not going to watch the trailer but did they mention Led Zeppelin by name or would the kid have to look it up discovering all the details about the band immediately?

 

[42069]

I dare someone to call hooligans and ask for James

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Why is lying on Twitter his entire life? It can’t just be his pants-shitting retardation, it has to be some deep unfulfilled need for attention and acclaim. Unlike most of us who have made something useful from our lives, all he has is making up dumb shit for around 100 Twitter likes on a good day.

Rick, get a job, us taxpayers are tired of supporting your lazy ass. I dream of a great reckoning where mooching, worthless Americans like you are tried by your betters and found guilty of being leeches and burned for fuel. They could electrify the Tennessee Valley for a month with the steam off of your bloated corpse, you ugly piece of shit.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Tweaking, meaning party and play? Did he just come out on twitter?

Tweaking is a meth-related term, no?

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Not going to watch the trailer but did they mention Led Zeppelin by name or would the kid have to look it up discovering all the details about the band immediately?

They didn't mention it, but Immigrant Song was used in the trailer.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Reminder that Tall Tales Tomlinson pretends to be a professional fiction author for a living. A profession that literally hinges upon being able to concoct several believable lies often inspired by true events.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I want to call pat a retard for thinking this story was at all believable but then 100+ retards on twitter seem to have believed it. Everyone on that site should be killed.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Even if this story were true (it isn't), it's still far less embarrassing and disturbing to be a 20-something and not know Led Zeppelin than to be a middle-aged man excited over a kiddy movie.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

I want to call pat a retard for thinking this story was at all believable but then 100+ retards on twitter seem to have believed it. Everyone on that site should be killed.

what if everyone that logged into twitter/facebook/instagram/snapchat spontaneously burst into flames

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Not going to watch the trailer but did they mention Led Zeppelin by name or would the kid have to look it up discovering all the details about the band immediately?

Yeah he could have just said "these young whippersnappers didn't even know who Led Zeppelin is" but he had to lie and say they called it "this new band". Adding unnecessary details and just making his lie more obvious.

Nobody even talks like that anyway, even if they were a new band. "Have you heard of this new band?" Fuckin shit writer, yuck.

 

[guest]

Thor Ragnarok trailer just dropped, fellow Milliennial. It is lit. Don't mean to flex on you but you're too basic to already know about Led Zepplin. It's so on fleek. I'm definitely seeing this with the squad.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yeah he could have just said "these young whippersnappers didn't even know who Led Zeppelin is" but he had to lie and say they called it "this new band". Adding unnecessary details and just making his lie more obvious.

Nobody even talks like that anyway, even if they were a new band. "Have you heard of this new band?" Fuckin shit writer, yuck.

That “new band” part makes it a lie, nobody runs up to strangers to ask them about that “new band” because people don’t act that way. Plus Led Zeppelin is know to people who don’t even listen to rock music, especially since their shirts have been sold in places like Target for decades.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Why is lying on Twitter his entire life? It can’t just be his pants-shitting retardation, it has to be some deep unfulfilled need for attention and acclaim. Unlike most of us who have made something useful from our lives, all he has is making up dumb shit for around 100 Twitter likes on a good day.

Rick, get a job, us taxpayers are tired of supporting your lazy ass. I dream of a great reckoning where mooching, worthless Americans like you are tried by your betters and found guilty of being leeches and burned for fuel. They could electrify the Tennessee Valley for a month with the steam off of your bloated corpse, you ugly piece of shit.

Narcissists will do anything for the attention to be on them. His tweets come off phony and disingenuous because theyre clearly lies. That’s why his interaction from his “fans” is minimal.