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This dude is out of his mind

DominusOdium

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So he met some celebrity said "Hey we're both black you should read my book" and the celebrity "Oh sure, I'd love to see that some day never. Thanks man have a good day" and forgot about it as soon as the next OMG IDRIS CAN I GET A PICTURE walked up.

It's the equivalent of a child telling their favorite musician they love music and write songs too, so the musician tossles their hair and says "That's great champ! Maybe one day we'll be opening up for you!" and everybody laughs and moves on.
 
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'Oh wow Ms. Epeki, nice to meet you I'd love to read something you've written.' Idris said as he slid his sizeable meat into Ogi-Wan Chenovwes mouth. 'Perhaps a taste of my light saber will convince you to let me.'

Donald could barely contain his glee as he slurped away thinking 'I 'ave fooled dis man like da many men I did in London. Dis mophead 'as made me de most beautiful woman in all de world!'

Hidden behind a fern plant a red faced, jealous and obese man, known simply as 'Pat the Fat Faggot' stared on furiously as his rage erection grew to 3 inches, the largest it has ever been. He muttered angrily under his breath 'That should be me! I was taught by Two Suck Tommy himself. I was born for this.

Just then a blinding light appeared and a gross misshapen humanoid form appeared asking to 'phone home'...

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'Oh wow Ms. Epeki, nice to meet you I'd love to read something you've written.' Idris said as he slid his sizeable meat into Ogi-Wan Chenovwes mouth. 'Perhaps a taste of my light saber will convince you to let me.'

Donald could barely contain his glee as he slurped away thinking 'I 'ave fooled dis man like da many men I did in London. Dis mophead 'as made me de most beautiful woman in all de world!'

Hidden behind a fern plant a red faced, jealous and obese man, known simply as 'Pat the Fat Faggot' stared on furiously as his rage erection grew to 3 inches, the largest it has ever been. He muttered angrily under his breath 'That should be me! I was taught by Two Suck Tommy himself. I was born for this.

Just then a blinding light appeared and a gross misshapen humanoid form appeared asking to 'phone home'...

Out Soon on AirBnB books:

"The True Tales of Patrick Sean Tomlinson...In Space!"

By Patrick S. Tomlinson
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