This actual tough guy will knock your fucking lights out.

[AssholeHead]

I can’t think of any band I’d pay over $200 to see, let alone fly to.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You cant even answer the simple question of what bands you love so much youd spend $1000 to see? Obviously a lie

Did we forget that he has two, TWO original Banksy’s?!?! 2009 called but he was too short to reach the phone.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Did we forget that he has two, TWO original Banksy’s?!?! 2009 called but he was too short to reach the phone.

Masterwork doesn't count

 

[GialloGlove]

So..

I have a Slash signed Les Paul.

You...what. Don't? OK?

Slash is kind of lame though. If you were a 50 year grandma that would be rad though. My opinions are probably skewed, but a guitar signed by Shawn Lane would be way cooler, or a guitar signed by Zappa or EVH would be cool too. It's like bragging about having a signature from Zakk Wylde or George Lynch. Maybe closer to Kirk Hammett. It's mom rock bragging. In my opinion.

 

[BenDovid]

Maybe closer to Kirk Hammett

That's OK I have one from him too.

In my opinion.

As a fact, you're posting about guitars I own before noon on a Saturday morning. Keep it up I guess?

 

[GialloGlove]

That's OK I have one from him too.



As a fact, you're posting about guitars I own before noon on a Saturday morning. Keep it up I guess?

Congrats I guess. Kirk was the second best lead guitarist they had.

I don't understand the allusion you are making with that second sentence, but this applies to you too right?

 

[BenDovid]

Congrats I guess. Kirk was the second best lead guitarist they had.

I don't understand the allusion you are making with that second sentence, but this applies to you too right?

Yes. Whatever you say is correct, whatever I say is not. We get it. Don't you people get tired of this? It's so stale.

 

[Harry Powell]

Yep. We all came on each other. Everyone on the show was closet gay. We would fuck all day and eat each others cum like Frostees. Cum cum cum. Gay cum. Dicks and cum. Hard veiny cock and cum. Opie and Anthony's big dick cum. Hard.

Thanks for finally admitting it.

 

[NoBacon]

Yep. We all came on each other. Everyone on the show was closet gay. We would fuck all day and eat each others cum like Frostees. Cum cum cum. Gay cum. Dicks and cum. Hard veiny cock and cum. Opie and Anthony's big dick cum. Hard.

 

[BenDovid]

Thanks for finally admitting it.

I mean, honestly it's what you all want to hear. I'm convinced most of you are closet gays. All you wanna do is talk about gay fantasies, which men you find more attractive than others, and who other guys fuck.

 

[GialloGlove]

Yes. Whatever you say is correct, whatever I say is not. We get it. Don't you people get tired of this? It's so stale.

We? I believe this is our first interaction. You're a funny guy. Should of had more of this character work on the air.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Is Dovid really on here still bragging about guitars he got signed 15 years ago by a few musicians who happened to be swinging by the studio while his tiny ass was there?

Danny, you'll be like Jimmy in your final days, except being surrounded by a bunch of celebrity pictures, it'll be signed guitars that nobody gives a shit about.

 

[BenDovid]

on the air.

Oh, you mean when I was on the radio 20 years ago? You guys is like Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy. You're all dosed up on Gleemonex, reliving your favorite O&A memories in your heads on an endless loop. You posted to shit on my guitar right? Now you're all upset you didn't like the reply? How thin skinned exactly are you.

 

[BenDovid]

Is Dovid really on here still bragging about guitars he got signed

I mean, you seem to be. Crazy, eh?

 

[GialloGlove]

Oh, you mean when I was on the radio 20 years ago? You guys is like Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy. You're all dosed up on Gleemonex, reliving your favorite O&A memories in your heads on an endless loop. You posted to shit on my guitar right? Now you're all upset you didn't like the reply? How thin skinned exactly are you.

Lol, no one is upset. You are acting hysterical. You were a bit player on air for a radio show twenty years ago. I think you would have been more entertaining if you behaved more histrionic like this than whatever your did back then. I don't really remember outside of the guitar hero thing and the Danny is a Fag song. Enjoy your signed guitar collection. Enjoy whatever else you think raises your sense of self. I just thought it was odd that you put so much weight on having Slash sign a Les Paul. Two brands that are geared towards surface level enthusiast.

 

[BenDovid]

You are acting hysterical.

I am? Can't other people just read this?

bit player

I was the Senior Producer. I wasn't hired to be on the air.

twenty years ago.

Thank you for still being a fan after two solid decades?

Enjoy your signed guitar collection.

I do. Every day.

Two brands that are geared towards surface level enthusiast.

Slash is a legend, no matter what your bougie opinion is. Why would I have him sign anything but a Les Paul? Should I have had him sign a Dean Z? Fucking Rickenbacker maybe?

 

[The Talking Dead]

Thank you for still being a fan after two solid decades?

Never forget you chose to come and make an account here to argue with everyone. Your whole "you're all fans of mine and obsessed with me!" thing falls apart right there. Nobody invited you here. You just decided to stick your giant nose in.

 

[GialloGlove]

I am? Can't other people just read this?



I was the Senior Producer. I wasn't hired to be on the air.



Thank you for still being a fan after two solid decades?


I do. Every day.



Slash is a legend, no matter what your bougie opinion is. Why would I have him sign anything but a Les Paul? Should I have had him sign a Dean Z? Fucking Rickenbacker maybe?

Senior producer behind the scenes, but on air you were a bit player. Maybe bit player sounded harsh and insulting. Perhaps an extra sounds better? Uncredited performer? You may have had some produced segments that were not personality driven that I remember, but I wouldn't know any better.

You're welcome?

I'm glad that you enjoy your collection every day.

Slash is totally a legend. He is pop culture. I'm sure their are japanimations and comics with characters based on him. He is like Hulk Hogan, but for mainstream rock music. I don't even dislike Guns n Roses. I personally don't see the appeal in collecting autographed anything. I have one cd signed by a group I am a big fan of and my girlfriend bought it for me. It's somewhere in the basement. I get more pleasure from their output and their performances than memorabilia. I'm just not a fan of clutter, but to each their own. Thank you for acknowledging that my opinion is bougie.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I mean, honestly it's what you all want to hear. I'm convinced most of you are closet gays. All you wanna do is talk about gay fantasies, which men you find more attractive than others, and who other guys fuck.

And that's why you post here constantly.

 

[BenDovid]

Never forget you chose to come and make an account here to argue with everyone.

I mean, you guys were reporting and commenting on every last little thing I did on Twitter, so if you're gonna talk the shit regardless, why not stop by to call you all retarded? Seems fair to me.

You may have had some produced segments that were not personality driven that I remember, but I wouldn't know any better.

Exactly. This is what I mean when I call you a know nothing. You literally don't know shit.

I personally don't see the appeal in collecting autographed anything.

I don't see the appeal in posting about 20 year old radio characters. I mean, unless you knew them personally, then I get it. That would really be the only reason to be interested. But just a bunch of randoms with zero connection to the show besides being YouTube clip fans? Imagine going back and forth with K.C. Armstrong over guitars he has? Who the fuck would do that. You would.