Things you have that Patrick doesn't.

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Whole house, full head of hair, a dog, savings, dignity,

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I have a feeling that he does have a piece on him, but he's impotent, so it's worthless.

Wrong as always, child. Jaime, pull up that photo from the salon

 

[Coonskin]

Normal parents

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

A soul

 

[captain_kamala]

good sex

 

[guest]

At the risk of repeating what others have said...

A healthy relationship with my mother and father, college degrees, extensive sexual experience, a heterosexual wife, children I see every day and love and provide for, 3 mortgage free properties, a normal BMI, a decent hairline, zero debt, no social media presence, an above average sized penis. And I don't have a corner of the internet dedicated to mocking me because I'm a total cunt.

 

[Imager]

I'd like to ask what Pat has that I don't have?

Here's my list:

• Mental illness
• A lesbian wife
• Cyberterrorist stlakers

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Consensual sex and a credit score above 700.

 

[TokenX]

Talent and good looks.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

White teeth

 

[Clint Ruin]

An oval-shaped head

 

[guest]

A normal adult sized penis

You had to insult me, damn.

 

[Clint Ruin]

You had to insult me, damn.

You make up for it with the size of your heart

 

[stealthygeek]

A clear view of my own penis.

 

[ActionJackson]

$0 in legal fees

 

[guest]

Consensual sex and a credit score above 700.

Pfft. I doubt it...Very few people have a credit score that high.

-Fatrick S Tomlinson

 

[Clint Ruin]

I sometimes wish Rick would post here as himself and not as [email protected].

Yes, child, I do have a pension.

No, child, I don't have an infant penis.

Yes, child, I do have friends.

No, child, I don't have an unhealthy BMI.

Yes, child, I can have erections.

No, child, I don't have bigger breasts than captain_kamala, and no they are not a woman of color.

 

[OpieRadio]

Breasts

sniff

HOLD ON HOLD ON we both got those.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I sometimes wish Rick would post here as himself and not as [email protected].

Yes, child, I do have a pension.

No, child, I don't have an infant penis.

Yes, child, I do have friends.

No, child, I don't have an unhealthy BMI.

Yes, child, I can have erections.

No, child, I don't have bigger breasts than captain_kamala, and no they are not a woman of color.

There was some angry faggot 'no childing' recently that got sent to block island. Maybe that was our pre-catfished piggums?

 

[Snake]

A wife that only allow my farts into her vagina.