The world needs to be changed to accommodate me, child

[Meownaw]

He can't even say thank you for reading my shitty books. I hate this cunt so much.

 

[TokenX]

So that's why he drunk tweets at 3 AM!

I always thought it was the time when the meatloaf hit his schvincter and had to take a crap. But he was guarding Niki and Tyrone from lions.

 

[Brooke Shields]

3 things

1: He was never diagnosed with ADHD, he just handicapped himself with that to cope with his awareness of being stupid

2. That is the sleeping schedule of an alcoholic

3. Nice brain not evolving since the 13th century in Africa, stupid

 

[Clint Ruin]

3 things

1: He was never diagnosed with ADHD, he just handicapped himself with that to cope with his awareness of being stupid

2. That is the sleeping schedule of an alcoholic

3. Nice brain not evolving since the 13th century in Africa, stupid

The only thing more obnoxious than people who act like having ADHD makes them handicapped is people who act like having ADHD makes them special. Somehow Fat juggles both.

In reality, half the population has ADD, it's not even noteworthy. It's just a loose collection of symptoms they throw in a category. Anyone that wears it like badge can fuck off.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Meanwhile Pat hasnt actually "done" anything to make a change. Just lame demands on twitter like a lunatic.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Forward-thinking sci-fi innovators often envision a future where advanced societies organize themselves around the sleep schedules of spear chuckers.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Those producers of yours sound like they’re really putting in some work, Pat. I’ll be happy to receive the screenplay and give it the once over to see what the problem securing financing might be. DM me!

Patrick, this is your big break. Every screenwriter dreams of getting a big-time Hollywood producer to read his work directly, to throw your script on the table and say In spite of all my Patposting, this is a hit! Every potential screenwriter in Los Angeles would take the risk getting your script read by this twat.

 

[42069]

The modern world is global 24/7 365. My wife has to wake up for London or Tokyo meetings all the time. Stop being a silly pig

 

[TomFromNawlins]

"We took the late watch while the rest of y'all slept."

1. Use of the affected y'all doesn't make you sound streetwise or badass or authentic.
2. You don't get credit for the actions of a loincloth-clad savage from 10,000 years ago.
3. You are not one of the rough men willing to do violence on our behalf.
4. This isn't your Nathan R. Jessup moment talking about guarding a world with walls.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“Close on funding”? That’s what every loser pretending his script is important says. I worked in production and that’s what guys who can’t get produced always say.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I thought his sleep schedule came from the business hours at Hooligans

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Ritalin is basically meth. Explains why he and Niki have such godawful teeth.

 

[guest]

“Close on funding”? That’s what every loser pretending his script is important says. I worked in production and that’s what guys who can’t get produced always say.

Is that like the "working on my screenplay" guy at Starbucks?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Patrick, this is your big break. Every screenwriter dreams of getting a big-time Hollywood producer to read his work directly, to throw your script on the table and say In spite of all my Patposting, this is a hit! Every potential screenwriter in Los Angeles would take the risk getting your script read by this twat.

Exactly. It's not like I'm going to throw away money, Pat. I've worked with plenty of people I can't stand.

 

[guest]

Exactly. It's not like I'm going to throw away money, Pat. I've worked with plenty of people I can't stand.

Imagine if it came to pass, he'd be barred from the set for his interference,

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Is that like the "working on my screenplay" guy at Starbucks?

It’s the excuse so many that pretend they work in tv/film production use to convince strangers they’re important. There’s guys that have scripts that have been in the “secure funding” stage for decades. Anybody here could write a script tomorrow and say the only thing keeping it from being made is the “secure funding” stage. That way if they’re questioned on why their project hasn’t been made into a movie the creator can use the excuse of it’s in the “funding process” or “funding fell through”

 

[SensibleKeks]

You can tell that guy really like reading Rick's books as he's reading them out of chronological order!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I

Imagine if it came to pass, he'd be barred from the set for his interference,

I’m sure Patrick would leave well enough alone knowing the people who do this for a living are in control and wouldn’t be a tedious annoyance overstepping his bounds at all.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

So that's why he drunk tweets at 3 AM!

Tweeting with one hand, fighting off lions with the other

 

[EraGodless]

"We took the late watch while the rest of y'all slept."

1. Use of the affected y'all doesn't make you sound streetwise or badass or authentic.
2. You don't get credit for the actions of a loincloth-clad savage from 10,000 years ago.
3. You are not one of the rough men willing to do violence on our behalf.
4. This isn't your Nathan R. Jessup moment talking about guarding a world with walls.

I have neither the time nor the inclination, child- to explain myself to a little nothing who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'm sorry you're so stupid. Hush now. Quietly.