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The world needs to be changed to accommodate me, child

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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Like all narcs, piggy wants everyone else to change to make him happy.

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Riccardo Bosi

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"We took the late watch..."

We? Yes, Piggy Rick, that's who people would want on guard duty. An overweight dullard who would be too busy tweeting to pay attention to anything else.
Yes, actually, felony liar child.

"Oh shit, a lion! Tyrone, get out of my wife and save us!"

Cuckoldry is natural. Wait quietly for the wake up call. Quietly.
 

Will Tate

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Well, since we don't have to worry about lions prowling the tribe's campfire anymore, Rick, sounds to me like in the modern age you're pretty fucking useless. I can just shoot the lion, provided it escaped from the fucking zoo 40 miles away and managed to make its way all the way to me.
Fucking fart-huffing fat cunt, go sleep outside and keep watch for packs of nocturnal pavement apes, we'll see how bad-ass you really are.
 
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"We took the late watch..."

We? Yes, Piggy Rick, that's who people would want on guard duty. An overweight dullard who would be too busy tweeting to pay attention to anything else.

He always tries to make himself sound like some kind of badass. No, child, I'm not a lazy fuck who can't hold down a job because I like to sleep in. I'm a badass night watchman. Fat, too.
 
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