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You open them up and stick your dick in them!We all know where those beads are going.
They have a lot of fawkin problems but the veneration of icons isn't one of them. It's funny to see prots whine about "idol worship" when most of them wear the cross and have a cross on or in their church.Catholics are idol worshippers
Exodus 20: 4-5Exodus 25:10 Have them make an ark of acacia wood—two and a half cubits long, a cubit and a half wide, and a cubit and a half high.[c] 11 Overlay it with pure gold, both inside and out, and make a gold molding around it. 12 Cast four gold rings for it and fasten them to its four feet, with two rings on one side and two rings on the other. 13 Then make poles of acacia wood and overlay them with gold. 14 Insert the poles into the rings on the sides of the ark to carry it. 15 The poles are to remain in the rings of this ark; they are not to be removed. 16 Then put in the ark the tablets of the covenant law, which I will give you.
17 “Make an atonement cover of pure gold—two and a half cubits long and a cubit and a half wide. 18 And make two cherubim out of hammered gold at the ends of the cover. 19 Make one cherub on one end and the second cherub on the other; make the cherubim of one piece with the cover, at the two ends. 20 The cherubim are to have their wings spread upward, overshadowing the cover with them. The cherubim are to face each other, looking toward the cover. 21 Place the cover on top of the ark and put in the ark the tablets of the covenant law that I will give you. 22 There, above the cover between the two cherubim that are over the ark of the covenant law, I will meet with you and give you all my commands for the Israelites.
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Now why would God tell Moses to put cherubim on the Ark of the Covenant if doing so would constitute what Protestants would consider to be idol worship? I guess God didn't consult Luther first or sumtin'?
That's a description, not an argument.It's almost as if the Bible is a collection of several different texts and traditions spanning thousands of years rather than a single coherent document.
We all know where those beads are going.
What I'm getting at is that pulling a Bible verse out of your pocket as some sort of "gotcha" isn't much of a flex when someone else can quote another verse that undercuts if not contradicts it. It's a mistake to rest your faith solely on bits of isolated text.That's a description, not an argument.
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