The OnA Forums has Effectively Automated Pat Posting

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

we don't even have to do anything anymore. we've begun a chain reaction that will end in a Retard Singularity where morons will attack pat from all sides and we can enjoy his misery and rake stepping, and have an endless stream of retards to make fun of in a constitutionally protected manner.

Also, we're wasting a lot of faggots' time and energy and we skim the cream off the top. Brotherman futures are a strong investment.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

@Not Child. shorting patposting, lets see how that works out for him.

 

[porquedealer]

we don't even have to do anything anymore. we've begun a chain reaction that will end in a Retard Singularity where morons will attack pat from all sides and we can enjoy his misery and rake stepping, and have an endless stream of retards to make fun of in a constitutionally protected manner.

Also, we're wasting a lot of faggots' time and energy and we skim the cream off the top. Brotherman futures are a strong investment.

You see its a Multi Level Program, it just happens to be in the shape of a pyramid.
So now you go out and you get 15 patposters, 15 is easy right? well, every 5th rib they earn is yours buddy.
They get 15 patposters each. Now friend you got another 225 patposters under you and every 25th rib of theirs.... that's all for you baby.
Now.
Think on this.
IF all of those Patposters get 15 Patposters? that's 3375 PatPosters with every 125th rib being yours.
You see where this is going right?
I'm getting you in on the ground floor here, the top of the pyramid.
So
How many patposts can I put you down for?

 

[DougOutDoug]

I'm getting you in on the ground floor here, the top of the pyramid.
So
How many patposts can I put you down for?

I've been told that such a scheme will inevitably collapse since the number of participants would exceed Earth's population by level 15. But what the hell do I know. I'm just a regular Joe who carries his container of coffee to his dead end job every day.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Retard Singularity

I like when this place can be the origin of a legitimate etymology. This phrase will be commonplace in 40 years. Have you seen tiktok? Retard watching is the new netflix.

 

[Pest Control]

I respect your thesis. I’d never heard of this faggot until a couple months ago.

You are doing the lords work.

 

[Pest Control]

Who is this faggot “random” poster? Did I scratch this faggot’s car or something? Imagine hiding yourself.

Are you a nigger?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I still can’t believe Leslie finally got Pat to defend Hildy over his “its ok to be sexually attracted to children” comments

Pat sounds like a proud NAMBLA member

 

[Dog Eater]

we don't even have to do anything anymore.

Yeah I'm sure all those hundreds of messages to black owned businesses just sent themselves you LAZY. FUCKIN. NIGGER.

 

[TravisPickle]

Yeah I'm sure all those hundreds of messages to black owned businesses just sent themselves you LAZY. FUCKIN. NIGGER.

 

[Chive Turkey]

when God made the Pests the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Beat a subpoena. File a lien to seize a duplex. And felony telephone harassment that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it. You believe that?

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Who is this faggot “random” poster? Did I scratch this faggot’s car or something? Imagine hiding yourself.

Are you a nigger?

That guy’s just some moody fag who just goes around car crashing people. Dunno what’s up his/xir’s ass. Whatever

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

We must have enough of Rick's material to make an AI PatBot, have the bot follow lots of people Rick does & have similar opinions, & get comfortable... The turn the hostility up & let Rick fight RickBot, this could optimize Patposting for efficiency!

In fact, launch 5 Patbots with varying characteristics!