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The Nick and Rick Swinger Theory

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Rick claims his body count is 17. It’s obviously much less than that, but still not Swinger numbers.

Also the way he talks about sex is how I did in my teens, ie when I wasn’t getting it

He’s including Bernell and all the black children in his body count.
 

Nick Gerlips

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There's quite literally already some porn clip of exact Fatrick & Nikki lookalikes, there's plenty of loser retards who'd fuck with them

the real question is, do microdicks like Patrick just sit in the corner, or outside so as not to bum the mood
I forgot about that until now. That was so gross and weird.
 

Udders

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No children, you did noT lisTen. He hasn't slept with 17 women, he's had sex with two women a grand total of 17 times.
 
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