The mysterious attic gym

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Never unboxed his box jumpers

If he did, he'd have pictures of him using it

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

And now for some box jumps, tenant children. Hup!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I'm bulking, brah.

If he could actually do it honestly, I would absolutely watch a Full Day of Eating video of Pat.

 

[A House Nigger]

There was a rumor going around that he stepped on the treadmill for the first time and after 5 mins of use, the attic floor collapsed under his weight. Niki came home to find his legs dangling from the ceiling and noticed he'd shit himself too. She had to call the fire department to have him hoisted out of the hole he'd created for himself and the incident was never spoken of again.

All of the above is just a rumor, mind you. Needs confirmation.

Luckily there was someone there that took pictures of the fire department helping Pat out