The mysterious attic gym

[LongIslandchomper]

Has porky ever posted a picture of his home gym? He talked it up for months, even posting pictures of the various boxes as the equipment arrived. But I can't find a single picture of the finished product. Very odd.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Hooligan's posted a picture of Pat's neck. There is no attic gym.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Just the thought of this fat oaf stomping around in his attic on a treadmill is enough to smash my ribs.

 

[fusciasomething]

Considering the fact that he remains fat as shit maybe he should sue Nordictrack

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Looks more like he's been using Norton-Track.

 

[guest]

I'm doing 100 box jumps a day, child.

 

[FLUUUID]

Patrick thought he had ordered a breadmill, and quickly returned it

 

[stealthygeek]

Thousands of dollars later and he's the fattest he's ever been and seemingly adding an extra chin with each new selfie. Nice investment, stupid.

 

[Udders]

He probably accepted the delivery for the other tenants who were out of town at the time. Hes never seen that thing out of the box.

 

[MonsterSteve]

He's also putting on 10 pounds a week so he's obviously not using any of it.

 

[A House Nigger]

Has porky ever posted a picture of his home gym? He talked it up for months, even posting pictures of the various boxes as the equipment arrived. But I can't find a single picture of the finished product. Very odd.

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I bet it’s still sitting in the same place since he got it. He’s too lazy/fat/stupid to put it together

 

[Will Tate]

The home gym was exclusively for Niki so she can get back in fighting shape, so to speak, before the divorce.

 

[guest]

The home gym was exclusively for Niki so she can get back in fighting shape, so to speak, before the divorce.

If Niki tries to divorce him, she better get a restraining order first. The Tomlinson boys don't handle rejection very well.

 

[Brooke Shields]

He does use the treadmill just in a non-traditional way

 

[HotDogJoe]

There was a rumor going around that he stepped on the treadmill for the first time and after 5 mins of use, the attic floor collapsed under his weight. Niki came home to find his legs dangling from the ceiling and noticed he'd shit himself too. She had to call the fire department to have him hoisted out of the hole he'd created for himself and the incident was never spoken of again.

All of the above is just a rumor, mind you. Needs confirmation.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

We talk alot of shit here,but fuck pat

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s fatter than ever so that “gym” hasn’t been used.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

It’s Attic Jim, like Mark Twain

You’ll never guess how he pays his rent

 

[OpieRadio]

He's also putting on 10 pounds a week so he's obviously not using any of it.

I'm bulking, brah.

 

[guest]

This fat fuck has zero definition and he’s going to pretend he’s some kind of gym rat?