"The Lumumba Effect" - When one experiences the moment of clarity that Opie was never as bad as you recalled

[THE D]

Go pick a random O&A from a random year, even in the dying era. The most annoying thing Opie might do is promoting a dopey bit concocted for negative publicity. Meanwhile, you experience this while coming to the realization the once "quick witted" tandem of Anthony (from Opie & Anthony) and Stupid Norton... now makes you want to strangle them both in one grasp, with their little pencil necks collected between your thumbs.

IN CONCLUSION, Here are the FACTS:
* Opie would regularly say wild and funny autistic, mean-spirited shit for 2 decades, and the cliquey old queens Anthony (from Opie & Anthony) and Stupid Norton either played along for their own gain, or they no-sold their boss resentfully. Just like Ronnie B did to Fez, which at least was funny radio Fez leaned into. Anthony (from Opie & Anthony) and Stupid Norton did it on purpose and derailed potentially great bits.
* Anthony (from Opie & Anthony) and Stupid Norton created a self indulgent environment where the listeners endured their flirting to no end, with some fatherless individuals brainwashed into laughing at that pavlovian bullshit. Anthony (from Opie & Anthony) became lazy and stopped doing bits or impressions, instead relying on boring gay sex word play.
* Opie NEVER got into the gay sex word play, thus he was branded "not funny" despite living up to his role as a Shock Jock host until the bitter end when he had absolutely nothing to promote and nothing to plug or pump up fudda show.
* Anthony (from Opie & Anthony) and Stupid Norton were staunch believers that They Hate Us For Our Freedoms, Jews are our ally, 9/11 was "real." Etc. Etc. LOL
* Without Anthony (from Opie & Anthony), Opie would still be a small market radio host placating prize pig callers.
* Without Opie, Anthony (from Opie & Anthony) and Stupid Norton would both still be wageys at retirement age. Take your pick.
* Without Stupid Norton, Opie & Anthony was a stronger brand and a better show.

Until next time, Fans.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Brothaman was every bit as bad as I remembered. It's just that in hindsight, the two "good" hosts were way worse.

 

[THE D]

Brothaman was every bit as bad as I remembered. It's just that in hindsight, the two "good" hosts were way worse.

Does playing contrarian in The DTHREAD make you feel like a sexy badass rebel? Save your rage for another machine, How do you like those apples?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

So basically the old show embodied the full spectrum of homosexuality. Not at all, deeply closeted, and open. We all know who's who there.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Opie needs props to be funny. Poker chips, a cake, whatever happens to be around.

 

[THE D]

Opie needs props to be funny. Poker chips, a cake, whatever happens to be around.

And that is funnier than Stupid Norton and Anthony (From O&A) FLIRTING TOGETHER

 

[Sue Lightning]

And that is funnier than Stupid Norton and Anthony (From O&A) FLIRTING TOGETHER

“Nopie shows” (deranged freak lunatic shit) are just a gay couple doing a show, no different than the one Jim does with his QB boyfriend. But somehow actually less annoying, because even though they’re talking about sucking each others cocks, the viking smashes that little worm Norton every chance he can get. Anthony (from the company that fixed my AC) just sucked off Norton, acted as a sound effect machine and laugh track, and spat out references. But who can forget his LIGHTNING QUICK BARBS. STU-PID! MUDSLIDE! OH YIMMMMMYYY

FUCKING YUCK

 

[alkiefuck2]

Anthony (from the company that fixed my AC) just sucked off Norton, acted as a sound effect machine and laugh track, and spat out references.

Love O&A, always will but this shit does make it hard to re-listen to sometimes. I listen to full shows out of order but I wonder when this was at its worst. I'm guessing vurry late 2000's/early 2010's.
Anyway as you said, the nopie shows are brutal; two closets speaking about nothing, with fucking Sam as third mic. That's at best lol, they'd also usually have an unfunny whore in and treat the cunt like royality. We needed the opester's 'tism that day, karen.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Love O&A, always will but this shit does make it hard to re-listen to sometimes. I listen to full shows out of order but I wonder when this was at its worst. I'm guessing vurry late 2000's/early 2010's.

After the grape fight (2009?) things weren’t the same. Waning listenership (or potential for it) + Tensions boiling over between Opie and Anthony + Anthony and Jim becoming gayer + Opie being the only married normal one there. So the show basically had a 5 year run of internal drama that was never gonna be addressed. On top of that Sam was eventually made producer.

 

[THE D]

Opie being the only married normal one there.

Opie was just a professional playing his role... He had no idea that the other guys were DEAD SERIOUS degenerates until it was too late. The snowball effect of stupidity that was O&A was as reckless as Stupid Anthony's daddy drunk driving him around.

 

[LingerLonger]

Love O&A, always will but this shit does make it hard to re-listen to sometimes. I listen to full shows out of order but I wonder when this was at its worst. I'm guessing vurry late 2000's/early 2010's.

Anything after Obama is hit or miss. With the misses coming more frequently as the years go by. And you could tell that everyone hated each other by 2012 and they weren't even hiding it from the audience anymore.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

* Anthony (from Opie & Anthony) and Stupid Norton were staunch believers that They Hate Us For Our Freedoms, Jews are our ally, 9/11 was "real." Etc. Etc. LOL

Every time Anthony and/or Jim discussed politics, world affairs, or conspiracies when Patrice was in, I wanted to flush my XM down the toilet and jump out of a window. The level of childlike comprehension and biased, uninformed opinions these two idiots displayed was infuriating.

 

[PogromStallone]

Opie is much better in the later shows when they had an audience because they would actually laugh at his jokes. Ant has since said that he and Jim had an agreement to laugh extra hard at what they say and not to laugh when Opie says something. When you are a part of a comedy show, that will fuck you up. When there was an audience there, he would just go on after whatever joke he made. When there wasn't, he would repeat himself and take calls that said he was funny.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Does playing contrarian in The DTHREAD make you feel like a sexy badass rebel? Save your rage for another machine, How do you like those apples?

O&A were never good. All three were always shit, you nigger brain. Get over it.

 

[JebJoh]

Opie needs props to be funny. Poker chips, a cake, whatever happens to be around.

Or just an international radio show. That dude made the show what it was until all the dead weight dragged it down.

 

[THE D]

O&A were never good. All three were always shit, you nigger brain. Get over it.

You are still posting on their website literally 10 years later, White Nigger.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I don't go for dopey and agony. I don't tolerate that kind of language.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

The faggots in the comments that lose their shit over Opie even daring to open his mouth (aka do his job) are the most infuriating shit. I hope all those faggots die horrible deaths

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I relisten to shows most days (age old radio is a better filler than podcasts) and I have to say the only bad thing opie ever brought to the show was shitty callers.

 

[FingerofGod]

I relisten to shows most days (age old radio is a better filler than podcasts) and I have to say the only bad thing opie ever brought to the show was shitty callers.

He was required to take callers, that’s his job as a radio host. Without them it’s just a podcast. Also Ronnie B was way worse about callers. He would have the same handful of people call in and stay on the line for long periods of time just to laugh at his jokes. At least Opie kept it moving.