The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A fat chick once told a bar tender we had sex and I had to pull her aside and tell her it's deeply embarrassing to me and she should keep it to herself.

That might be my favourite story ever.

If she didn't cry in front of you, just know; that girl cried.

 

[Turk February]

I actually have a lot of sympathy for young guys who fall into that. I didn't know I was being racist as I was being wicked racist.

 

[Turk February]

That might be my favourite story ever.

If she didn't cry in front of you, just know; that girl cried.

She was sort of a Wyyz tbh. I don't know if she had the capacity for emotions

 

[Turry Fawks]

She was sort of a Wyyz tbh. I don't know if she had the capacity for emotions

Native lass?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I actually have a lot of sympathy for young guys who fall into that. I didn't know I was being racist as I was being wicked racist.

Real internet racists don't fuck fat bitches. They jack to cartoons.

I don't know if she had the capacity for emotions

She was female.

 

[Turk February]

Native lass?

Naw. Just fat and a little retarded.

 

[Turk February]

Real internet racists don't fuck fat bitches. They jack to cartoons.

She was female.

I jacked to cartoons. I can multitask.