The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

These wings are all gonna be gone by the time I'm watching Jake Paul kill Mike Tyson. Actually I don't know if I'm going to watch that at all because I truly do not give a shit.

 

[Turk February]

These wings are all gonna be gone by the time I'm watching Jake Paul kill Mike Tyson. Actually I don't know if I'm going to watch that at all because I truly do not give a shit.

I didn't even know it was happening.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I'm at my mom's because I'm house sitting. She's making me a fuckload of wings before she leaves and she's being ridiculously fucking loud about it. THIS WILL NOT STAND. It's autistic-hit-myself-in-the-head-like-Rainman-freakout time.

Be careful, wings have bones in them

Edit: fawk you already said it

 

[Turk February]

I forgot how big the chunks of steak in a burrito are and almost choked. I've had surgery twice to have meat removed from my throat. Like. Complete general anesthesia where I blink my eye looking at a clock and it's suddenly 45 minutes later. They should put warning labels on this shit.

 

[Turk February]

Oh what. Cuz it's 4:30 AM you faggots stop posting? What happened to honour? Pride? Justice?

 

[Turk February]

Yo word up doggies. It 5:50 and these faggots won't deliver me my eggs and bacon. Fuuuuuuuck

 

[Turk February]

I'm fucking hungry now. I don't want to wait til 6. You fucking queers. I learned the other day that ninja stars were never actually thrown. They were used as knives in close combat. One side was dull so you wouldn't get hurt but any direction that hit your hand would get fucked up. That's what I'm going to do to all of you for not getting me breakfast. I'm gunna fucking ninja star knife you.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck my middle aged yet still firm ass 7:30? I am fucking pissed.

 

[Turk February]

Oh yeah. It's Sunday. Fucking weekend hours.

 

[Turk February]

Man just wants to shove some sausage in his ass while sunny side eggs drip down his chin in the privacy of his own home. Who are they to tell me I have to wait til 8?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just sharing this shit here because I know most of you fuckers love classic country

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just sharing this shit here because I know most of you fuckers love classic country

Note Johnny Paycheck playing bass for Old Jones, dude was the most accomplished bassist in Nashville

 

[Turry Fawks]

I've had surgery twice to have meat removed from my throat.

Slave to the BBC

 

[Turk February]

Slave to the BBC

It's no joke, Turry. It's very painful and scary. The penis black penis. Not the surgery.

 

[Andy Elliott]

How does this thread have so many goddamn replies

 

[Turk February]

How does this thread have so many goddamn replies

We're very chatty, most of it garbage like this reply.

 

[Turry Fawks]

How does this thread have so many goddamn replies

It's a hannnnnng bro

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Note Johnny Paycheck playing bass for Old Jones, dude was the most accomplished bassist in Nashville

It's hilarious how fucking crazy he was too. He pulled more guns and shot more people than most rappers.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Better not be eating bones from that bassist.

 

[Turk February]

WE WILL EAT ALL THE BONES. This is war. It's hell. It's fire and brimstone. I executed 6 people in Welland this morning to take their shit for the committees war effort.