The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

New York Fries sucks

I actually like their hot dogs, poutines, and portion sizes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We just rob Americans of their city names when we establish restaurants. Fuck you. Do something about it.

There's some shithole diner in my town with New York in the name and then it's not like New York themed or anything. It's just an ordinary little shithole.

 

[Turk February]

They might have the only poutine I don't feel like I'm having a heart attack after.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cinema Snob taught me that the Colonel loved exploitation movies so he'd offer them catering in exchange for product placement and a cameo.

I used to have a shirt with a picture of him and Alice Cooper hanging out on it

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I used to have a shirt with a picture of him and Alice Cooper hanging out on it

It's not every day you get to meet the Cinema Snob.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

They might have the only poutine I don't feel like I'm having a heart attack after.

Then what's the fucking point?!

 

[Turk February]

There's some shithole diner in my town with New York in the name and then it's not like New York themed or anything. It's just an ordinary little shithole.

Imagine there's just a bar in New Jersey called The Halifax Hole. We all get pissed about it. Meet at Boston Pizza to decide what to do about it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

What if they're "RARE"?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I forgot that Fesh Pince has a bit about KFC but I can't find it clipped out.

 

[Turk February]

I forgot that Fesh Pince has a bit about KFC but I can't find it clipped out.

Could have time stamped it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Could have time stamped it.

Fesh Pince deserves full watch through every time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you think about it, Baby Dave Thomas must've done something pretty terrible to make his parents not love him like that.

By the way, this is the funniest thing I've ever said.

 

[BUBBLER]

By the way, this is the funniest thing I've ever said.

Turks comment about soggy KFC food making you feel like you’re eating in the rain made it forgettable.

 

[Turk February]

Quick update, boys, I've got diarrhea. No more bleeding from the ass because these poops pass easily.

 

[Turk February]

Anyone know how to take their temperature without a thermometer?

 

[Turk February]

My stupid fucking lawyer told me I should check my blood temperature every 6 hours. I think she's overly cautious. But I'm also paranoid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Anyone know how to take their temperature without a thermometer?

Stick one finger in your ass and the another in the ass of someone you know to be healthy and compare the two

 

[Turk February]

Stick one finger in your ass and the another in the ass of someone you know to be healthy and compare the two

But then there's cum everywhere. Yucky.

 

[Turk February]

I have a friend in the Niagara Region whose defense mechanism when in a fight is to curl up in a ball and scream for help. I don't know why I thought of this and where to post it.

 

[Turk February]

If I can't get antibiotics today I'll do the third option. (Wrap a belt around my neck an David Carradine myself)