The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Possibly the worst person I've ever known was a lawyer and also my girlfriend.

This girl is a really, genuinely good person. She's like an Innocence Project type lawyer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Innocence Project Schminnocence Schmroject

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Innocence Project Schminnocence Schmroject

Tell her I said that and flipped her off.

 

[Turk February]

She used to sit in a laundry room just trying to write appeals for people who were charged with drug offenses. She's pretty cool.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She used to sit in a laundry room just trying to write appeals for people who were charged with drug offenses. She's pretty cool.

Dopers should be sent to hell. You know this. You're Charles Bronson. You're like the Grim Reaper to dopers.

 

[Turk February]

Dopers should be sent to hell. You know this. You're Charles Bronson. You're like the Grim Reaper to dopers.

I would be if I didn't have so many doper friends. I actually have trouble trusting people without an addiction.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I would be if I didn't have so many doper friends. I actually have trouble trusting people without an addiction.

I have an addiction but it's to good, clean alcohol. Not that damn DOPER SHIT.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also I can quit any time I want to

 

[Turk February]

I have an addiction but it's to good, clean alcohol. Not that damn DOPER SHIT.

I'd fucking shoot them if I could use my right hand. This is the worst death wish movie. Bronson is just chilling out waiting for a nurse.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Stop caring about me, people

Wayyyyy ahead of you. We get it you want to die. Fill your boots

 

[Turk February]

Wayyyyy ahead of you. We get it you want to die. Fill your boots

I can't put on boots. My feet are too swollen. Fuck you and checkmate

 

[Turk February]

Guess what time it is. FAGGOTS. I need lunch.

 

[Turk February]

I might go with Kim Chi Jiggae today cuz I need to shit more blood.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Guess what time it is. FAGGOTS. I need lunch.

It's dinner time you crazy asshole

 

[Turk February]

It's dinner time you crazy asshole

I took a fucking nap. My day is fucked. You eat your faggot dinner while eat lunch

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I took a fucking nap. My day is fucked. You eat your faggot dinner while eat lunch

DON'T YOU FUCKING SASS ME

 

[Turk February]

DON'T YOU FUCKING SASS ME

Look at that faggot, he's eating dinner and not even shitting himself.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I took a fucking nap. My day is fucked. You eat your faggot dinner while eat lunch

Also, you took a nap at exactly the time that you should've showed up for an appointment IN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Look at that faggot, he's eating dinner and not even shitting himself.

I'm actually eating all dressed Crispers

 

[Turk February]

I'm actually eating all dressed Crispers

The salt and vinegar ones are much better. You're a gay guy.