The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I remember watching it with my buddy one time and his hilariously dumb step-dad walked by and was like "That's a true story, eh?" We were like "You think one retarded guy did all that shit? If that was true don't you think you'd have seen a picture of the real Forrest Gump at some point in your life?"

It's actually the story of @medium wyzzz but most of it is metaphor.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Peanut Butter Falcon is also a good one. It stars an honest to God down syndrome wyyz. The best part is when a social worker chick is coddling the tard and telling him he can't do things Shia LaBeouf is like "Don't treat him like a fucking retard!" Which is my whole issue with The Libbys

 

[Turk February]

The Peanut Butter Falcon is also a good one. It stars an honest to God down syndrome wyyz. The best part is when a social worker chick is coddling the tard and telling him he can't do things Shia LaBeouf is like "Don't treat him like a fucking retard!" Which is my whole issue with The Libbys

Never saw it. Heard it's really good.

 

[Turk February]

Omg. The pain is unrelenting. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I know I jokes about it but I genuinely want to cut my right hand off.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk's in a race against the clock to find a cure for the virus that is transforming him into a zombie. It's almost to his brain. This thread is must-watch TV

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk living a Cronenberg body horror is actually the most Canadian Thanksgiving thing ever, now that I think about it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@Turk February don't forget to tell the doctor that you also ruined your guts with spicy chicken sandwiches and now you shit blood.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Turk's in a race against the clock to find a cure for the virus that is transforming him into a zombie. It's almost to his brain. This thread is must-watch TV

maybe I wasn't talking about him. maybe I was talking about dead failed actor

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

maybe I wasn't talking about him. maybe I was talking about dead failed actor

Motherfucker

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I imagine Turk is dragging his carcass to the doctor now. He said 12.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk's probably being tortured and murdered by a doctor cop right now. It's all going perfectly to plan.

 

[Turk February]

I missed my doctor's appointment by falling asleep. I'm a fucking retard.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I missed my doctor's appointment by falling asleep. I'm a fucking retard.

Are you fucking kidding me

 

[Turk February]

A local charity said they might be able to send a nurse to my house. It was my backup plan.

 

[Turk February]

Are you fucking kidding me

I couldn't stay awake. The pain was way too fucking much.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

 

[Turk February]

Im such a pussy I think I fainted from some pain from an abscess. Never seen anyone faint in anything but movies.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I couldn't stay awake. The pain was way too fucking much.

YOU HAD AN APPOINTMENT. When you have an appointment you're sort of supposed to make sure you get there. Fucking nigger.

 

[Turk February]

YOU HAD AN APPOINTMENT. When you have an appointment you're sort of supposed to make sure you get there. Fucking nigger.

I didn't even have to go anywhere. It was a COVID style video appointment.