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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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You've achieved nothing, all that you saw, with tears in your eyes meant nothing. Now what do you think my response will be?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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You can just chill out on your fuckin phone all day at the hospital. They all have free wifi. Eat chocolate bars out of the vending machine.
 

Mass.gov

I was reincarnated as Elliot Rodger
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So you're a boaster too
I knew this guy who because of him, the Sears in our area stopped putting out the bbq grills, and other summer appliances outside their store. He had a rundown jeep that he used to boost shit with and the shopping cart attendants were never fast enough to catch him.

He would also steal expensive cuts of meat from the Metro, and sell it to these Albanian mofos who owned a 5 star restaurant.

One time (only time this happened) police came to our street and knocked door to door with his pic, asking if we saw this individual, and I didn't snitch but I recognized his mug, lol.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I knew this guy who because of him, the Sears in our area stopped putting out the bbq grills, and other summer appliances outside their store. He had a rundown jeep that he used to boost shit with and the shopping cart attendants were never fast enough to catch him.

He would also steal expensive cuts of meat from the Metro, and sell it to these Albanian mofos who owned a 5 star restaurant.

One time (only time this happened) police came to our street and knocked door to door with his pic, asking if we saw this individual, and I didn't snitch but I recognized his mug, lol.
My brothers friend figured out when "self checkout" started you can just swap labels on things. Stole like 500 dollars of pork "
 
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