The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

To our American friends this is called Check Mate.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fucking drive me there if it's so important to you.

Get a cab, bitch, I'm like 5 hours away

 

[Turk February]

It's actually a term from a traditional Canadian game called "chess"

 

[Turk February]

Get a cab, bitch, I'm like 5 hours away

I'm not going to the fucking hospital. Not without a witness.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Also, again, they're going to give you pills after waiting around for 6 hours. They're not doing anything that could kill you. If you wait until it gets worse they're going to cut your fucking limbs off, so you might as well deal with it now.

Or he'll just get sepsis and die anyway... Dude, Turk, GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!

 

[Turk February]

Or he'll just get sepsis and die anyway... Dude, Turk, GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!

I can't. I burnt it down because I'm a bit of a firebug and it's closed today.

 

[BoringFaggot]

I can't. I burnt it down because I'm a bit of a firebug and it's closed today.

Can you be real for one fucking second please? Are you serious about these injuries or is it just some dumb shit going over my head...?

 

[Turk February]

Can you be real for one fucking second please? Are you serious about these injuries or is it just some dumb shit going over my head...?

My injuries are real. This is not Turk talking it's the real me. But I think in about 6 days they will pass. Let's get back to the nonsense.

 

[BoringFaggot]

My injuries are real. This is not Turk talking it's the real me. But I think in about 6 days they will pass. Let's get back to the nonsense.

Do you need money for the hospital or something? I'm fucking concerned dude...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do you need money for the hospital or something? I'm fucking concerned dude...

It's fucking FREE here. He won't go because he's afraid a cop doctor is going to torture him.

 

[Turk February]

Do you need money for the hospital or something? I'm fucking concerned dude...

No. We got free healthcare. I've just lost a lot of people to doctors. They kill you if you're a drain on the healthcare system here. I fear them with good cause.

 

[Opesterino]

sorry - I am just mad I wasn't invite to the canadian thanksgiving thread

 

[Turk February]

It's fucking FREE here. He won't go because he's afraid a cop doctor is going to torture him.

Exactly.

 

[BoringFaggot]

No. We got free healthcare. I've just lost a lot of people to doctors. They kill you if you're a drain on the healthcare system here. I fear them with good cause.

Livestream it to me and i'll be your witness then...lol

 

[Turk February]

Look. This thread isn't about me. It's about Canada and giving thanks

 

[Turk February]

Also I just fucked my other foot up (now I'm completely crippled)

 

[Turk February]

I live on the second floor. Even picking up a delivery is going to be impossible.

 

[Turk February]

Guess what time it is boys? Time to get lunch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Guess what time it is boys? Time to get lunch.

I had your favourite today. A Burger King Whopper. I have intensely bad heartburn.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

No. We got free healthcare. I've just lost a lot of people to doctors. They kill you if you're a drain on the healthcare system here. I fear them with good cause.

"If"?