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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

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I've actually rejected the poppy since I was a very small kid because it represents militarism and opioid addiction to me.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Wear a poppy you fucking people


I actually haven't got one yet. I have old ones I could pop on, but that feels like cheating. You're also not supposed to wear it past the 11th so it seems stupid to pay $2 for a fake flower I'll wear for 8 days. It's also not really jacket weather here yet. If I pin a poppy to a sweater I look like a jerkoff.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Any of you guys have CFND? I picked it up last night somehow and im having a hard time shaking it off. What do I do about this?
 

Turk February

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If you want me to be totally honest I believe my mother was murdered in a hospital and I've witnessed a man be genuinely tortured by the police in an ER room. It's the last place I wanna go.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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If you want me to be totally honest I believe my mother was murdered in a hospital and I've witnessed a man be genuinely tortured by the police in an ER room. It's the last place I wanna go.
Shit happens in hospitals, but what the fuck are you gonna do about your hand and foot other than freak out about it when you're in nonstop searing pain at night? You need antibiotics. Go show it to a pharmacist and they'll give you something. A lot of people don't know the pharmacist hack. They're pretty helpful.
 

Turk February

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Shit happens in hospitals, but what the fuck are you gonna do about your hand and foot other than freak out about it when you're in nonstop searing pain at night? You need antibiotics. Go show it to a pharmacist and they'll give you something. A lot of people don't know the pharmacist hack. They're pretty helpful.
I'll bite my lip and get through it. It will end. I gotta believe that.
 

HR@PaneraBread

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Shit happens in hospitals,
it sounds llike shit's happening on his floor
If you want me to be totally honest I believe my mother was murdered in a hospital and I've witnessed a man be genuinely tortured by the police in an ER room. It's the last place I wanna go.
by the law of averages you ought to be OK. Go to the hospital dude
 

Turk February

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it sounds llike shit's happening on his floor

by the law of averages you ought to be OK. Go to the hospital dude
You ever been tied down to a bed and had a catheter stuck in your cock as punishment? I have. Fuck that. I'm not going to the hospital until it turns black.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Our best healthcare is private organizations like churches and charities. It's super hard to get though.
I gave you the pharmacist suggestion and you completely disregarded it. You just need antibiotics you fucking idiot, but you do NEED them or your shit's going to rot off. They aren't going to fucking open you up for surgery, they're going to prescribe you a pill. You're beginning to piss me off with this shit
 
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