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If you've got something to say make fucking thread or comment.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I'll fucking kill you once got get your citizenship and serve 5 years in jail cuz the prosecutor is light on crime.
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It's traditional.
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So hardcore
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Or make less comments and threads, or whatever
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another Boq song I'll never get to use, same lyrics, I have like 9 of these left.
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Boys. I took the second fall of the week and realized my hand is turning black. I think I'm dying. If I do die. Remember I died happy. As is traditional.
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Guys please remember I died happy if I'm not here tomorrow. This is fucking agonizing.
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Spitting and dripping sweat on myself because of the fucking sheer pain.
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I've ruined another thanksgiving.
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Side note I just shit blood again. Fast food rules.
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Please go to the fucking ER.
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I'll go to the ER. The fucking Entertainment Restaurant. And Ill shit blood and cut off my hand.
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I actually had no idea Boq is actually from Mississauga when I wrote the line "biggest teeth in all of Mississauga" a little behind the scenes look at the writing process.
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Remember when my fridge stopped working and I just fixed it by having faith in it? I think I can do that with my hand.
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I believe in you, hand. You have jacked me of 100,000 times. You will 100,000 times more
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Also one of my feet is fucked but I never have to actually see it. Faith in that too.
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You probably have an infection from all the filth. Do you want fucking gangrene? Do you want to have your leg amputated and end up like Terry Fox with a hook hand? Because that wouldn't be endearing, that'd be fucking scary. Kids would cry when they saw you.
It's kind of funny that you were bothered by the mice enough to contact the landlord when you moved in but you just immediately turned the place into a rodent haven anyways. They're probably dragging their balls around on you and pissing all over you while you sleep.
You need to hobble your ass to a Canadian Tire or Home Hardware, buy a box of contractor bags and then put your garbage in the bags. You'll feel better just having some floor space, I swear. It also won't take nearly as long as you think it will. It's exactly like when we were talking about not showering or shaving for a few days and then as soon as you do you're like "Why the fuck didn't i do that sooner? I feel good." Also, you won't use all the bags so you can have extras to continue using as garbage receptacles so you can keep shit off your surfaces and floors. It's so easy, man, and I promise you'll prefer the outcome to what you've got going on now.
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Im going to cut off everything because it hurts too much. I'll just be a torso. Fuck everything.