The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lawd gimme da strempf

 

[Turk February]

Jump Rope For Heart, DONE

This is such an obscure Canadian reference. I'm in tears.

 

[Turk February]

Why the fuck am I still drinking at 10 AM, listening to Finnish pop, simping for girls on YouTube? We hit out goal.

 

[Turk February]

I just have to explain to anyone outside southern Ontario. Jump Rope For Heart was a campaign to get kids to exercise and teach boys it's not just a thing for girls. Schools would have competitions to see who can jump longest. @Nigger John would have loved this. I don't think its still around.

 

[Turk February]

Guess what time it is boys. I'm extra hungry cuz I puked up yesterdays lunch

 

[UnPRePared]

181 PAGES!?? YOU'RE STILL GOING?

Good God, this is Josiah 5 level. OldGravyEgg didn't get this far.











Anyone wanna give my asshole head, by the way?

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

So when are you going to go to the hospital?

Anyone wanna give my asshole head, by the way?

That's how Turk got sick

 

[Turk February]

181 PAGES!?? YOU'RE STILL GOING?

Good God, this is Josiah 5 level. OldGravyEgg didn't get this far.











Anyone wanna give my asshole head, by the way?

The thread ends at 690 pages. Canadians aren't allowed to stop thanksgiving until they sober up.

 

[Turk February]

So when are you going to go to the hospital?


That's how Turk got sick

I wish I ate ass recently. Severe dry season here.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I eatsh da booty

 

[Nigger John]

I just have to explain to anyone outside southern Ontario. Jump Rope For Heart was a campaign to get kids to exercise and teach boys it's not just a thing for girls. Schools would have competitions to see who can jump longest. @Nigger John would have loved this. I don't think its still around.

I remember this

 

[UnPRePared]

I eatsh da booty

Tell OlGravyEgg, he's looking for that

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

There was a girl in town named "Crystal" who unsurprisingly overdosed on fentanyl. I crashed her funeral cuz I had no money and needed food. Good coffee.

Did you give Crystal the crystal treatment.

I remember this

As do I.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

@Mustard crash every post or fuck AWWWFF

 

[Turk February]

By the way, Canadian friends. Where are we at with Crystal Castles? Is it still okay to listen to them after learning it was pedophile sex slave band? I like their sound.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

More like GRIDstal Assholes.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck my average dick. I still haven't had lunch.

 

[Turk February]

A Swiss chalet salad today. After puking everywhere yesterday can't handle a spicy meal.

 

[Turk February]

Btw the Nigerians are at it again. Fucking energizer jungle bunnies.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A chick just came over, blew me and then immediately left. Bitch knows the drill. She got absolutely nothing out of that.

I also am gayly smitten with the pink haired face tattoo chick who I still haven't even met yet. She's probably gonna be the next one to stab me.