The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got two real nice Eddie Bauer duffle bags for $30. PFG.

 

[Turk February]

Plato's Closet? (Actually that might be a local thing)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Plato's Closet? (Actually that might be a local thing)

Plato's Closet? (Actually that might be a local thing)

Just some thrift shop

 

[Turk February]

Just some thrift shop

I get 25 bucks free at St Vincent's and any furniture I want at Value Village cuz I pretend to be retarded. It's pretty cool.

 

[Turk February]

I'm a fucking scumbag lol

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm watching the sexy biker movie. It's called The Sexy Bikeriders. Tom Hardy plays Marlon Brando. The main sexy biker is a real quiet, smoldering fag. He broods and gives glib answers like a serial killer. So sexy. He just brooded this bitch's boyfriend into moving out of his own house. That's literally all he did. He parked across the street, smoked cigarettes sexily and brooded.

You know what's mad sexy? Squinting constantly. These sexy bikers just smoke cigarettes and squint. So far they don't do any tough guy biker shit, they just smoke, squint, smolder and brood. Sexily.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh. Tom Hardy's sexy character is literally trying to act like Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

God damn are these bikeriders ever sexy, I tell ya.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The one sexy biker had a goatee and a dangly earring. I feel like back then that was just as bad as being a communist.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tom Hardy's having a sexy fistfight with a fat guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So many sexy furrowed brows

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

More sexy fisfighting

 

[Turk February]

The best lyrics I've heard all year are "give me 20 chicken nuggets and nudes of your wife" screamed into a drive through window. Electric Callboy rules.

 

[Turk February]

I know that Germany isn't traditionally part of Canada. But we can take it.

 

[Turk February]

I'm bored, someone do something cool. @Turry Fawks can you put your balls in a blender while listening to grindcore?

 

[Stent]

 

[Turk February]

Interesting fact about Quebec. In 1970 they were pretty fucking gay and ate cum openly.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

We should've let them leave when we had the chance

 

[Turk February]

I actually like Quebec. Great place to party if you like to drink.

 

[Turk February]

If it wasn't for the Ontario healthcare system I'd gladly move to Montreal.