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Jerry No-Melon. The Headless Jerry.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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You're a retard, but you got a melon.
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Did he just show up on Christmas with no head and make everyone uncomfortable?
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No, he died from having no head.
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Like right away
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Never stops the ghosts that haunt my past from showing up on holidays.
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Blow weed smoke in their face
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I just karate kick my dead grandmother in the cunt and take a big poop while crying.
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Ya kiddin!
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I didn't even know he was sick
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It's not really funny, my actual relative was de-melon'd by a tree. He had a nice blond mullet on that melon.
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Great shape of a melon too. Squashed. Like tears in the rain.
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The Canadian Government crushed my cousins head!
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You fags could only WISH for a warrior's death like having your whole fucking skull ripped off by a fallen tree. Not even a live, fighting shape tree. A dead one.
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He was a strong man. His only weakness was his neck.
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That's how the tree was able to decapitate him.
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Should have worn a scarf or something.
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RIP Jurry VanFaggabonn
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Tell me you don't know shit about snowmobile physics without telling me you don't know shit about snowmobile physics, my dude.
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A scarf wouldn't have kept his head on, that's stupid. He was moving way too fast.