The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've gone 3 days without eating before. One time I was even sober. Hunger makes me really irrational.

Are you gonna eat your fucking hair or what?

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Eat the hair, pound a schooner of dog piss, punch your neighbours while calling them cracker ass honkies and then nap

 

[Turk February]

Are you gonna eat your fucking hair or what?

I'm sorry guys I don't think I can eat my hair. It's conceptually very funny. But pragmatically very hard to do.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Parachute it you lazy druggy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm sorry guys I don't think I can eat my hair. It's conceptually very funny. But pragmatically very hard to do.

Just wet it down first

 

[Turk February]

Just wet it down first

Have you ever seen the Hair Cake video by filthy frank?

 

[Turk February]

It's probably the funniest video on YouTube but also the most dangerous and disgusting

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Burn the hair and eat the ashes

 

[Turk February]

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

My younger "cousin" passed out at a party one night and everyone ashed in his mouth until he woke up a few hours later. Broodal

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Christ

 

[Turk February]

Jesus Christ

The weird part is Idubbz is there before meeting his wife, and he's still funny. Like what a total collapse he's had.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

At least eat your sideburns

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

At least eat your sideburns

This paired with my pfp is pfg

 

[Turk February]

I'm not eating any hair today, guys. I'm sorry. I know I'm breaking tradition.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The weird part is Idubbz is there before meeting his wife, and he's still funny. Like what a total collapse he's had.

That guy was actually hilarious at a time. I used to watch all the videos of him opening packages people would send him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm not eating any hair today, guys. I'm sorry. I know I'm breaking tradition.

"Hey guys, I need advice."

Then we give you advice and you don't take it.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I'd like to give a shout-out to hometown hero Steven Crowder for showing men around the world how to control a woman.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

It didn't work but by gum he tried. If it wasn't for leftists he would have been elected mayor of Canada for it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd like to give a shout-out to hometown hero Steven Crowder for showing men around the world how to control a woman.

Bitches love when you whine at them