The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Mustard]

You're allowed to hurt my feelings but if you break my heart i will not forgive it. Telling you as a man.

I was fishing for JO material, stupid. That's why I asked. I wasn't going to make fun of you. Currently all I have to masturbate to is this karate gif.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

What's the metal whore's name? Gimme it

Just Jess

 

[Mustard]

Just Jess

I already came, I dont need her now.

edit: Eww. that cant be her. hideous

 

[Turk February]

Thank you @Mustard and fuck you @Turry Fawks you ruined thanksgiving.

 

[Mustard]

Thank you @Mustard and fuck you @Turry Fawks you ruined thanksgiving.

I think we need @Mass.gov to confirm whether or not this is a tranny we're dealing with

 

[BUBBLER]

Y’all days are numbered…

 

[Turk February]

I think we need @Mass.gov to confirm whether or not this is a tranny we're dealing with

How would he know? She's not his type. He likes a more traditional BBW woman.

 

[Turk February]

Y’all days are numbered…

Oh I'm fucking terrified. Can't even conquer St Catharines across from Buffalo. I did it by accident.

 

[BUBBLER]

Oh I'm fucking terrified. Can't even conquer St Catharines across from Buffalo. I did it by accident.

Keep flapping dem gums! You’ll see!

 

[Turk February]

Keep flapping dem gums! You’ll see!

I'll fucking fight any faggot on this board. I've got nothing better to do. I'm Canadian.

 

[BUBBLER]

I'll fucking fight any faggot on this board. I've got nothing better to do. I'm Canadian.

Well apparently that fight will have to wait until Saturday…

 

[Turk February]

Well apparently that fight will have to wait until Saturday…

Halloween fight. Dress like your favorite anime character. Let's go full gay.

 

[BUBBLER]

Halloween fight. Dress like your favorite anime character. Let's go full gay.

I’ll only fight you on air in Dans new Studio.

Where ya mahfucken balls at? Bitch!

 

[Turk February]

I don't think Dan would have me over. He deleted all evidence we've ever spoken for some reason. I think it's cuz I'm open about my drug use.

 

[Turk February]

Or he just doesn't find me funny.

 

[Turk February]

Dan and I did 2 excellent shows back to back one where he hosted and I was on shrooms and one where I hosted. He deleted his which was way funnier. Can someone ask him why he did that?

 

[Turk February]

I think both times we were just discussing Jackie. Nothing controversial happened.

 

[Turk February]

I think I made fun of his wife but come on

 

[Stent]

Dan might be quick to anger but he always tries to make amends. Unless that person is super gay.

 

[Turk February]

We're still not at 169 pages. Let's get this thanksgiving rolling.