The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I've been saying I will for like 10 years

 

[Turk February]

Also I just informed my lawyer that I have a box I put all my hair into when it comes out from stress.
. And she responded with "ewwwewwie" which made me laugh.

 

[Turk February]

The Nigerians are getting to much Erika Vikman tonight. So fucking loud too. Finland prevails.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I'd like to hunt a moose

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Just blast it's heart right through its big dumb chest and then feast on moose for weeks

 

[Turk February]

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Just blast it's heart right through its big dumb chest and then feast on moose for weeks

I want to kick a beaver into grand river

 

[Turk February]

@Mass.gov wants to fuck a cat which I didn't know was traditional

 

[Turk February]

I want to murder 26 women on a pig farm. Which is traditional.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I want to murder 26 women on a pig farm. Which is traditional.

Sir, please don't do that

 

[Turk February]

Sir, please don't do that

Fucking liberals stopping me from tradition.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I want to raise bald eagles for meat.

 

[Turk February]

I want to raise bald eagles for meat.

I want it done ethically which is when you have to kill them with a karate kick.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm telling you, in five years eagle poultry is going to be big business.

 

[Turk February]

I'm telling you, in five years eagle poultry is going to be big business.

Americans will never understand a nice cool morning, maybe smoking a little penis chinese penis. Kicking a fucking eagle to death with the family

 

[Turk February]

Can you believe they actually revere those cock sucking birds. It's like worshipping a chicken.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

Go to the Vancouver Landfill and you'll see 20 of the cocksuckers flying around

 

[goo gobbler]

canadians are the mexicans of the forms..132 pages for three niggas how long until off topic is totally taken over

 

[Turk February]

canadians are the mexicans of the forms..132 pages for three niggas how long until off topic is totally taken over

We will take everything and leave nothing behind. Our appetite is insatiable.

 

[Turk February]

Hatred will prevail. Canadian hatred. As we kick your dumb fucking eagles to death and eat them with Hickory Sticks.

 

[Turk February]

Oh yeah, stars and stripes are intimidating. What are you. A kid who just learned to draw and has 50 stickers?