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Surprised Sunday night AM radio pays anywhere close to this tbh

Monk

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Rae is probably the only person I wouldn't spit on from those days.
Just those days, or are there only a few people you've had personal and professional relationships with throughout your life who you wouldn't spit on as well? Because I get the feeling the vast majority of your past relationships now fall into the "want to spit on them" category. If that bothers you, maybe do some self-reflection on how being a know-it-all prick who can dish it out but can't take it tends to turn people off.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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So 150k gross. I figure 25k to Joe, 25k to Dawn, and 10k to Bobos sister, whatever happened there

Nana is clearing 50k a year after taxes maybe? Not bad for maybe 90 hours of work a year.

I dunno, just spitballin
Joseph was plugging the show big time. Dawn? Not so. He’ll be arguing how he deserves 30k since he’s been “promoting”
 

BenDovid

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Just those days, or are there only a few people you've had personal and professional relationships with throughout your life who you wouldn't spit on as well? Because I get the feeling the vast majority of your past relationships now fall into the "want to spit on them" category. If that bothers you, maybe do some self-reflection on how being a know-it-all prick who can dish it out but can't take it tends to turn people off.

Are you gonna keep pontificating? If you're so tight with her, ask her.
 

BenDovid

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Have you ever interacted with Joe Cumia in real life? Is he as big of an idiot as he comes across based on his social media posts?

Barely.

I can't express how much Joe was a non-issue in his brothers life. Joe lived in the boonies. A round trip to lil bro was HOURS. He came by for holiday shit and that was that.

How much do you hang out with your bosses brother.

Our biggest bonding moment was after I got my first motorcycle. We went out for a 20 min ride. Neat. Go here, turn left, go back. Now we're fucking NWO 4 LIFE or some shit?

Motorcycles are dumb.

*STOP AT LIGHT*

(screaming)

HEY BRO YOU WANNA GO TO HUBABRUHURHAMA?

WHAT?

YOU WANNA CHECK OUT THAT PLACE HUBRAUHNANRABBMA?

WHAT??

(GREEN LIGHT)

RIDE 2 MILES.

RED LIGHT

BRO!!!!! YOU WANNA GO TO HBREHAHHANBURHMA?

I sold my bike.
 

captainjapan

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