SPARE ME: Cumias new book FREE!!!

[DooDooBrown]

This is horrendously written. It genuinely feels like he just got drunk and ranted into a recorder, then this Russo leech tricked him into paying him to transcribe it. I’d be ashamed to put this out let alone put it out and tell the world I needed someone to help me write it. It’s no exaggeration to say that nearly every post on here has more literary integrity than this retarded drivel he expects his moron fans to pay $30 for.

And the actual content is just cringeworthy. I pray to god this isn’t where my head is at when I’m almost 70. He’s alienated almost everyone he’s ever worked with or been friends with, completely through his own actions, and rather than reflecting and maybe letting things go, or even maybe try to patch up some of these relationships, he quadruples down on why they’re all wrong and he’s so right. This level of bitterness can’t possibly be good for someone with a heart condition. He’s so full of hatred and been so disregarded by the world that he’s now tweeting about hating a small child at a bar because he took his seat. Fucking pathetic.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Holy shit I am NOT transcribing Chapter 7. Its about Stuttering John and its the longest chapter by far, about 25 pages while the others barely broke 10. It is him just ranting about John with no point.

That feud is god damn cringe at this point.

Thanks brotherman! My copy is out for amazon delivery but I can't stop myself from reading!

Nice funding pedophilia, stupid

 

[JasperB]

No chapter for the Finer Things with Mike Finoia era?!

 

[upanddown]

"So, we made him a cohost. But it wasn’t very long before we realized he was still heavily using, and it was affecting his performance on the show."

I wonder what gave it away? That Artie chapter is something else. He admits he thought hiring a dying junkie would be hilarious, then pretends he was deliberately trying to assemble a crew of misfits, as if that was a conscious choice he made as opposed to the best he could do.

It's insane. He has no sense of instrospection or reflection. Everything has to have some innocuous explanation that absolves him.

I HIRED A JUNKIE AND PAID HIM SIX FIGURES OUT OF POCKET FOR THE LOLS! AH HA HA!

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I pray to god this isn’t where my head is at when I’m almost 70. He’s alienated almost everyone he’s ever worked with or been friends with, completely through his own actions, and rather than reflecting and maybe letting things go, or even maybe try to patch up some of these relationships, he quadruples down on why they’re all wrong and he’s so right. This level of bitterness can’t possibly be good for someone with a heart condition.

I want him to finally turn on Norton, and then die while HA HA HOLEEE SHIIITting and pounding on the table at some crappy fast casual chain restaurant in Greenville while he pays to have dinner with Missy and her gaggle of cunty friends. Dying face down into some chicken-fried steak and realizing he spent his golden years with a cunt he hates and her vapid girlfriends. I want him to have a few minutes of grabbing his chest and realizing Missy’s circle are the only people who will care to go to his funeral.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

This is worse than I ever could have expected. This will get less sales than fat pats shit books

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It’s no exaggeration to say that nearly every post on here has more literary integrity than this retarded drivel he expects his moron fans to pay $30 for

It's not writing, it's just Nana talking, and the stuff being transcribed isn't very interesting or entertaining as is. There was no effort made to fluff it up, tie it together, or tell his gay stories in any kind of interesting or compelling way.

Given the title, "Spare Me", what he should have done was recount the last seven years of his retarded life as a terrible downward spiral. "I hired a junkie just to watch him die, I alienated every friend I had, I became an alcoholic, my podcast empire failed horribly, then I had a heart attack". Then, he should have devoted the last third of the book to how he finally found Christ, and accepted Donald Trump as his personal Lord and savior. Then he could have done a Frank Vincent "Guide To Being A Man's Man" spoof, and listed all the ways one could be a solid American Christian. It'd have been an interesting twist no one saw coming, and it might have been mildly amusing if written by someone semi-competent.

But he doesn't have the intellect for that kind of comedy, nor the ability to actually "write" anything, let alone satire. As usual, he lies about the accomplishment and pretends it's something, despite knowing full well it's actually nothing at all. Just like with his first book, I'd be genuinely ashamed to have that piece of garbage in my house, next to real books.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

On Stuttering John not understanding the stock market:

He doesn’t even understand how much better Trump was for him than Biden is. The stock market keeps going down and down under this administration. This idiot doesn’t understand that if you had any skin in the game whatsoever, you’d have appreciated the four years Trump was in office.

If Trump were still in office, I’d have my money invested in something sound, and it would be making gains of 20 percent a year. But no.

Spoiler

S&P500

On Landau leaving, moving to South or North Carolina, not having guests on his show anymore, doing one hour shows and ending Compound Media:

First and foremost, I want to do my show the way I want to do it. I’d rather just say what I want and have a guest who can chime in, who I can bounce stuff off of, every Monday through Thursday from four to six on Compound Media.

Tune in and see for yourself how much better it works this way.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Imagine the ego of someone who's ran what amounts to a Youtube channel and a Twitter account these past ten years thinking it merits a biography. Who cares about any of this shit. I mean I do care, but only because it's all so petty and pathetic.

Dude that would be pathetic enough but most of it just reworded rants From the YouTube channel. Fucker is really charging people to read shit that he has mostly already said on YouTube for free.

This is a new level of lazy niggardliness from him.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

On Stuttering John not understanding the stock market:

He doesn’t even understand how much better Trump was for him than Biden is. The stock market keeps going down and down under this administration. This idiot doesn’t understand that if you had any skin in the game whatsoever, you’d have appreciated the four years Trump was in office.

If Trump were still in office, I’d have my money invested in something sound, and it would be making gains of 20 percent a year. But no.

Spoiler

S&P500

On Landau leaving, moving to South or North Carolina, not having guests on his show anymore, doing one hour shows and ending Compound Media:

First and foremost, I want to do my show the way I want to do it. I’d rather just say what I want and have a guest who can chime in, who I can bounce stuff off of, every Monday through Thursday from four to six on Compound Media.

Tune in and see for yourself how much better it works this way.

If Nana was Hitler, he'd be standing outside his Berlin bunker, surveying the rubble, and saying "HAHAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEESHIT! Let the Russians take care of our urban redevelopment. This couldn't have worked out better for us. We're saving SO MUCH on demo costs! Talk to me in a month and tell me this wasn't all for the best!".

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

On Stuttering John not understanding the stock market:

He doesn’t even understand how much better Trump was for him than Biden is. The stock market keeps going down and down under this administration. This idiot doesn’t understand that if you had any skin in the game whatsoever, you’d have appreciated the four years Trump was in office.

If Trump were still in office, I’d have my money invested in something sound, and it would be making gains of 20 percent a year. But no.

Spoiler

S&P500

On Landau leaving, moving to South or North Carolina, not having guests on his show anymore, doing one hour shows and ending Compound Media:

First and foremost, I want to do my show the way I want to do it. I’d rather just say what I want and have a guest who can chime in, who I can bounce stuff off of, every Monday through Thursday from four to six on Compound Media.

Tune in and see for yourself how much better it works this way.

CHAPTER 3: KTC

Shitting on Keith and blaming him. Ok back to work

>There were people that, my God, I wouldn’t even fucking talk to today working for my company.

This from a dude who kept Geno Bisconte semi-employed for years. Nice judgement of employability, stupid.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

His first book wasn’t great, but it had some funny stuff and some interesting stories (although likely exaggerated or made up)

This is pure shit. I think we have finally found a value for retards: being able to read through this entire thing and summarize/transcribe it.

Congrats sue you broken brained autistic tard, you may yet escape the back of the gas van

 

[Turry Fawks]

but there were no slurs thrown in there

What a dope. That's even worse - instead of just falling back on the tried and true NIGGER he lovingly hand-crafted his racial insults towards that bootlipped pickaninny

 

[Mooseknucklehead Smiff]

Chapter 7 -
"O&A fans were way different than any other fans in the country, Bill. They were literally nicknamed "The Pests.""

Chapter 8-
"ugh. I'm sorry, but anyone who has a nickname for their little community of listeners is the height of fucking cringe."

 

[Sue Lightning]

It shouldn't surprise me at this point, but this book is shockingly poorly written. It was obviously never going to be anything close to good, but this literally is just the ghost writer transcribing TACS rants. Anth probably just had Erock send him a bunch of mp4s and said "I think I said something about Burr on this show, you can use that." His first book at least came off as him dictating a story to someone, albeit poorly (but it had a great cover).

This cant be the case because you’re implying Erock did work

 

[BenDovid]

This cant be the case because you’re implying Erock did work

All this "book" does is make me wanna finish what I have, but then you'll just do this, so what's the point.

 

[Farmer Brown]

All this "book" does is make me wanna finish what I have, but then you'll just do this, so what's the point.

Good point. So why mention it?




(What an embarrassingly needy post.)

 

[Sue Lightning]

All this "book" does is make me wanna finish what I have, but then you'll just do this, so what's the point.

You already have a book, Seth Ulinski

 

[Nana Cumia]

Nana keeps bashes the Opster for just doing a YouTube show. Opie knows he cannot get old O&A guests anymore so he just does his little show to get superchats for some pocket money. Opie likes talking to whatever fans he has left. It is not costing him anything.

Nana wasted a lot of money on a studio, employees, and other shows. Nana finally realized now that no one really liked him. They just wanted to plug gigs. He blames it in Bill Burr. Jimmy doesn't like him. He hasn't been on the show in years. It is not that hard to call on for 10 minutes. Ballwashers like to say that Jim is too busy. Yea OK sure every day during 4 and six for the last 5 years. He doesn't even mention Nana.

 

[Turry Fawks]

You already have a book, Seth Ulinski
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