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Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

Jenna

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That’s a good idea for a new twitter account “Pats stolen chairs” and they can tell Pat how happy they are not having to be sat on by him. “Pat, we’re so much happier in our new home!”

My chairs did not run away, stlaker. You stole them, and the police know this. Enjoy prison.
 

WifeStoreWill

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I don’t think they even have a swat team, I don’t think they even have that big armored vehicle that’s used for it. Don’t forget, he’s also claimed to have been SWATed by the fire department who don’t even carry guns.
I’m not even trying to be pedantic with the name of the unit. No cop of any kind has ever busted into his house unannounced, which is what swatting is. They always knock and wait for him and have a conversation first.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I’m not even trying to be pedantic with the name of the unit. No cop of any kind has ever bested into his house unannounced, which is what swatting is. They always knock and wait for him and have a conversation first.
Remember - they ALMOST broke his door down many times! They didn’t actually bust it down but…they threatened to! Now give me a million dollars, Milwaukee child.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I went to see if the post was still up and he wrote ANOTHER post begging for the chairs. The earlier one's still there! Slight wording change.

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/d/milwaukee-bring-back-our-adirondack/7747158960.html

https://archive.ph/wip/AriQz
Fuck sakes, he made them out of a fucking skid. Make new ones, dumbass. Make a bunch and sell them to retards. Buy some real lumber and make proper ones even. But then that wouldn't be completely free.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Fuck sakes, he made them out of a fucking skid. Make new ones, dumbass. Make a bunch and sell them to retards. Buy some real lumber and make proper ones even. But then that wouldn't be completely free.
It’s the only thing he’s accomplished in a year - he built those chairs which are supposed to not take long and he spent weeks doing it. It’s his most major accomplishment and now it’s gone.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He also doesn't have a truck to move them himself or the balls to take them himself if he found them.
He’s encouraging people to just see them and take them - like that won’t lead to great confusion and people stealing chairs that aren’t his shit trash ones. Watch this leads to a whole lawn chair crime wave.
 
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