Some doors should never be opened

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I'd love a video of him trying to open those doors. Just wheezing and exhausted even from just leaning over, stupid fat pig.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

hold up, I can see the front of 2 fagcycles

 

[HotDogJoe]

It actually annoys me how terrible his garden looks. He's such a lazy bastard. That is super low maintenance garden; there's not even any grass to cut ffs. But this lazy pig would rather paint models of spaceships made for children.

At least paint the fucking basement doors, you do nothing waste of oxygen.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His garden doesnt look much different than when he planted it. The old lady that lives next door to me planted after his and its huge. She is always dropping off extra veggies.

 

[Guyincognito]

Peep that cinderblock tenement next door. Livin in style!

 

[garbageman2244]

It actually annoys me how terrible his garden looks. He's such a lazy bastard. That is super low maintenance garden; there's not even any grass to cut ffs. But this lazy pig would rather paint models of spaceships made for children.

At least paint the fucking basement doors, you do nothing waste of oxygen.

Don't forget, this lazy fat man has posted about how clover and dandelion lawns are not only lower maintenance, but also good for the environment and you can make wine from them! He takes no pride in anything other than his viral tweet from a few years ago. His life is a sham and he should be embarrassed to be alive. There's not a chance he did this "hard work" himself - it would take a capable man a few hours, which is literal years in Pat time.

 

[FLUUUID]

If you open Patricks bathroom door all the way the toilet paper gets covered in silverfish