Simple Question, whose life would you rather have?

[Queefer Sutherland]

Which one gets free land in Israel?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Which one gets free land in Israel?

Not Danny. Too much of a kike

 

[AliceWorquer]

Sam is one of those "celebrities" that gives me an irrational feeling of disgust just to hear him speak. I think he is a hideous, witless mutant and if some horrible maiming accident happened to him I'd be totally OK with that. Even so, I would still rather be him than Danny. Danny's life seems like endless misery.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's a strange thought.

Like imagine being the world's happiest gay man. A millionaire, famous, loads of twinks throwing themselves at you. What a life! Would you enjoy that life? If you were him you would!

Would you choose that life over Sam Roberts? I guess so, but that does mean you are saying that you want to enjoy lots of gay sex.

 

[PogromStallone]

On one hand, I get to smack around Jess's titties

I remember Sam saying he never sees Jess nude outside of sex, she would always cover up around him.

 

[AssholeHead]

I remember Sam saying he never sees Jess nude outside of sex, she would always cover up around him.

That’s insane if true. I don’t know any married guy that doesn’t see his wife naked every day, even if it’s like that Seinfeld episode good/bad nudity.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Hold up. I have to produce pay stubs, but you think Sam makes $200K a year and he DOESN'T have to. Gotcha.

The notion of Sam and Danny being compelled to upload the last two month's pay stubs to OnAForums like they're applying for a mortgage is so absurd it made me laugh