Shane believes he’s personally hurting Amazon, can’t dress himself properly

[quasi101]

They know you're doing this fatso

1. It's not discounted it's reduced from markup. It's like bragging about not paying for the rust coating at a car dealership.

2. You're worth less than the cpu clock cycles the automation would take to disable your account.

3. You're very fat. Lose weight.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This is the second "This celebrity I'm paying to stand next to me has such wonderful huuuuugs" post I've seen from him. Are there more? Has anyone else ever seen a grown man referring to another grown man's hugs and it wasn't followed by a dick entering an orifice on a man?

This is the most cringey, gross and downright faggy thing I've seen in awhile. Mmmm thanks for the yummy hugs celebrity I don't know and paid to stand with my arm around.

How'd his pits smell you butterfucking mo? Did his musk give you a rod?

last I heard people pay 100 bucks to get their picture taken with patrick stewart. It might be worth it to get close enough to roundhouse kick that old fossil and watch his hip turn to dust. No more cutesy faggot shit from him and Gandalf then.

 

[Lunkhead]

Wasnt he going to take Owen down like 2 years ago? Is that still an ongoing project for him?

He's going to bellyflop into the nearest body of water and create a tsunami to take out the servers.