SFWA’s featured book

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

You sure about that?

No

 

[DominusOdium]

Probably worth putting together a concise collection of Eric's posts defending pedophiles, including a link to SFWA supporting him and hitting all the usual right leaning scifi news outlets and youtubers.

"SFWA features book by PEDO DEFENDER" is an easy sell for the folks who hate SFWA like we do.

 

[SFWA liaison]

it's hilarious that the fake Heidi books made as a joke have more professional looking covers than his serious 300 pages endeavor hahahaha

credit to https://x.com/HeidiHildemanPI, hope they do a Paint Can Attack one

 

[BoomerSperg]

You sure about that?

That's the opening. He called weed "gonge". And then it suddenly becomes apparent out of nowhere that the narrator who sounds like a middle aged atheist who has never been outside or had a real conversation isn't actually Eric hildeman, its just Eric Hildeman pretending to be a woman.
Even Patrick handles exposition and dialogue more naturally. It's disgusting how this man tries to Lord his intellect over anyone else.

No virtual Anne Frank beating up hilde's online bullies in this one? Shame.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You sure about that?

That's the opening. He called weed "gonge". And then it suddenly becomes apparent out of nowhere that the narrator who sounds like a middle aged atheist who has never been outside or had a real conversation isn't actually Eric hildeman, its just Eric Hildeman pretending to be a woman.
Even Patrick handles exposition and dialogue more naturally. It's disgusting how this man tries to Lord his intellect over anyone else.

I dunno. It probably needs more puns and similes to really get it crackling.

 

[Turk February]

it's hilarious that the fake Heidi books made as a joke have more professional looking covers than his serious 300 pages endeavor hahahaha
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credit to https://x.com/HeidiHildemanPI, hope they do a Paint Can Attack one

I fucking love you maniacs

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

I haven’t seen Poopballs weigh in yet. He’s one of the leading voices in literary criticism.

I hear he was working on his review and got stuck after the first two words.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Nice 1990s young adult novel cover, stupid.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I was gonna say whose dick did he have to s BUUURRRPsuck to get that piece of shit featured? But he probably got his sister the literal prostitute to suck the dick.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

look at the cover, when I see artwork like that I automatically assume everything inside is shit. no capacity for reflection or revision, i have seen turds placed (or possibly directly shat) in library books with more care.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t know what’s worse - the cover or the hack title (DURRR STAR TREK!!!) but everything about it is just awful.

 

[A House Nigger]

The cover art is and always will be THAT SHITTY!

see guys, that's a play on the terrible book title!

 

[guest]

Sci-fi fucking blows. A genre with unlimited potential and yet there’s like 4 or 5 shows, movies, video games worth seeing. The rest is SHIT

I'd want to escape to a far away galaxy too if pictures of my sister's snatch were plastered all over the intetnet.

 

[captain_kamala]

Trying to rack up the awards like ooga

 

[NoBacon]

I will go onto starship fonzie to debate Eric.

Serious offer,

Hit me up via my friend on Twitter who isn’t me @stealthyzarbon3

I am religious, you are an atheist.

I am anti pedophile, you are pro pedophile.

I am not a pedophile, you are a proud pedophile.

I support my sister through her mental health issues, you discard yours to drug addiction and prostitution.

 

[Honey Badger]

I will go onto starship fonzie to debate Eric.

Serious offer,

Hit me up via my friend on Twitter who isn’t me @stealthyzarbon3

I am religious, you are an atheist.

I am anti pedophile, you are pro pedophile.

I am not a pedophile, you are a proud pedophile.

I support my sister through her mental health issues, you discard yours to drug addiction and prostitution.

Eh, can maybe someone else do it?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The cover art is and always will be THAT SHITTY!

see guys, that's a play on the terrible book title!

When asked if Hildy could find a better artist to do the cover of his book:

"I cannae dewit, I don't have the income."

Boo.

 

[NoBacon]

Eh, can maybe someone else do it?

Who is better suited?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I will go onto starship fonzie to debate Eric.

Serious offer,

Hit me up via my friend on Twitter who isn’t me @stealthyzarbon3

I am religious, you are an atheist.

I am anti pedophile, you are pro pedophile.

I am not a pedophile, you are a proud pedophile.

I support my sister through her mental health issues, you discard yours to drug addiction and prostitution.

Better idea:

Post pictures of your sister’s cunt and we can compare them to Heidi’s. May the best psycho sister gash win!

 

[Honey Badger]

Who is better suited?

@Nigger John