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Seth Simons - Comedy Critic

poopbutt1

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Made it 36 seconds in. Not sure I can get behind the seth hate as much anymore. This kid has to be fucking retarded with awful parents who didn’t love him enough to teach him how to behave in the world.
or coddled him way too much. His shitty newsletter website is so poorly designed, and his writing is obtuse and outright bad.
If my parents saw my carrying on like this they would have rightly called me a faggot. Seth is the product of too much praise.

Thats why he's a sex pest, no women or man would find this little prick attractive. He thinks he is owed something but in reality, all the praise his parents and peers put upon him doesn't add up too anything in the real world.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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This kid is an unfunny faggot. I hate alt comedy fucks like this guy and Dimitri Martin and Michael Ian Black. It's always this slog through vaguely silly words and odd situations without a punch line or any sense of timing to be found. Learn to hit the beats, mother fucker, cuz this blows
I ignore Martin but Michael Ian Black deserves to be punched in the face multiple times daily. He’s everything wrong in comedy since he’s never been funny.
 

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or coddled him way too much. His shitty newsletter website is so poorly designed, and his writing is obtuse and outright bad.
If my parents saw my carrying on like this they would have rightly called me a faggot. Seth is the product of too much praise.

Thats why he's a sex pest, no women or man would find this little prick attractive. He thinks he is owed something but in reality, all the praise his parents and peers put upon him doesn't add up too anything in the real world.
I don't advocate beating all kids but some need a smack in the face.
 

analeggsalad

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What a fucking Yenta.
I’ll paraphrase Anthony when he dressed down Sam and turned Jocktober back on him. “This is your act? You have no fucking right criticizing anyone else’s show or bits, yours is garbage.”
I fucking love that he and Jim are miserable at their faggot, irrelevant 90s style radio show. Neither are talented enough to move past it on their own and they are tired, bored, and dependent on the paycheck
 

NoBacon

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I saw a guy on Reddit say Seth Simons “has a real problem with kids”

not sure what that means, or if it’s true - but I do know I’ve seen a bunch of people say “Seth simons has a real problem with kids” on social media. I didn’t say “Seth simons has a problem with KIDS” myself - I’m just describing what I’ve seen others (not me) say. Which is “SETH SIMONS HAS AN UNNATURAL PROBLEM WITH KIDS!”

makes you think.
 

Mikekeke

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Why did The Ninth Floor Studios use Rick's face as part of the logo?

Rick..PNG
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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I saw a guy on Reddit say Seth Simons “has a real problem with kids”

not sure what that means, or if it’s true - but I do know I’ve seen a bunch of people say “Seth simons has a real problem with kids” on social media. I didn’t say “Seth simons has a problem with KIDS” myself - I’m just describing what I’ve seen others (not me) say. Which is “SETH SIMONS HAS AN UNNATURAL PROBLEM WITH KIDS!”

makes you think.
Hey you know, Jimmy Saville claimed he hated kids, and we all know what he did…
 
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