Seth Simons - Comedy Critic

[OpieRadio]

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

That is the voice of a homosexual. And yet multiple women have called him a sexpest. What a confusing little kike.

 

[guest]

I get that Fatrick is going to be the main focus here but how this guy is getting by mostly unscathed is unbelievable to me.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Seth Simons sexually violates women's boundaries, yet has the audacity to act like a moral barometer.

If Shane Gillis died tomorrow, good or bad, there'd be articles written and a stirring on social media.

If Seth Simons died tomorrow (a boy can dream!), the ONLY people who would notice or give a shit one way or another would be us. Let that sink in, ya fucking predator.

Nice cultural impact, stupid.

 

[TokenX]

This guy rapes.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Seth Simmons - rat kike faggot
Would’ve been just a good a title tobehonestwitcha

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The gay kids in drama class called him a fag

 

[42069]

I made it 45 seconds

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

[Taps Mic] So ah, I was down waiting for the bus, or as i like to call it, the balls-mobile... Ya know why I call the balls-mobile. Because it smells like balls!

... So anyway, ah... I got raped while waiting for the balls-mobile. Ya know the worst part about being raped while waiting for the balls-mobile is waiting 90 minutes for the balls-mobile

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Wow I never heard him talk before. He's a lisping queer but if he was actually gay I know we'd never hear the end of it. Between his voice and effeminate mannerisms/energy it's no wonder no woman wants to be with him. Being troublingly unfunny certainly doesn't help either. That was fucking awful. If that's what punching up, intellectual humor is then I'm happy to keep laughing at people using racial slurs and accusing their friends of being gay.

 

[OpieRadio]

Tee hee!

 

[guest]

About 2 minutes in he stands up next to a woman. She is at least half a foot taller than him.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

The gay kids in drama class called him a fag

Would not have sex with him either

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Seth Simons sexually violates women's boundaries, yet has the audacity to act like a moral barometer.

If Shane Gillis died tomorrow, good or bad, there'd be articles written and a stirring on social media.

If Seth Simons died tomorrow (a boy can dream!), the ONLY people who would notice or give a shit one way or another would be us. Let that sink in, ya fucking predator.

Nice cultural impact, stupid.

You mean there would be no bird poem eulogies?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This kid is an unfunny faggot. I hate alt comedy fucks like this guy and Dimitri Martin and Michael Ian Black. It's always this slog through vaguely silly words and odd situations without a punch line or any sense of timing to be found. Learn to hit the beats, mother fucker, cuz this blows

 

[Norf F.C.]

 

[FurBurger]

That is the voice of a homosexual.

He sounds like a pre-pubescent Richard Kind.

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

worthless faggot

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Sexual Assaulter Seth Simons criticizes comedy that’s too smart for him to understand*
Amended the title of the thread.

 

[OpieRadio]

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