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Season 1 characters you miss

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I don't know who originally said it on the forums, but whenever I see a good looking sister I think "Kim Folds looking like a snack."

I also thought that mousey minx Nicole Ways Trevino was underrated. She was a solid Wisconsin 8, making Niki look like ripe garbage.

Truly, the whole legal cast of Tomlinson: Special Victims Unit was great: Pena, Resto and his sister, the California slob, all the judges, Carrie and the entire gang of idiots at Goldberg law and that bimbo Norma Buster, Jerry Jen, whoever that chick was that served him his papers, all of the legal stuff from the Grand sweeping plot points to the smallest side characters make me laugh. The selfie with the team of sharks, the skipped debtors exam, the lien on the hovel, the Resto getting sacked from Minc, the Resto phone calls, Resto suing a bodybuilding bride, so many brilliant side stories and character studies, all culminating in a big fat check to Quasi. Truly an epic in the most literal sense.

This is why we need a wiki.
Might have been Dan. He was really into the Foldster as I recall.
 

Boq the Lonely Faggot

A girl literally called me handsome like yesterday
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That was season 4. I'll never forget that Betsy Resto tweet where she admitted that she farts in the faces of her boyfriends as an act of dominance or something.

No silly, that was the Scatsy Resto bit. Would you like a link?
 

stealthygeek

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Quick Adam Rakunas Update. Apparently enough time passed that his deleted handle became available. Some random Texas A&M stoolie caught Owen sleeping and snagged it back in November. ☹️

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