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Runup to the election

Rudderman

Steering the ship since I was 18
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Love how he is both panicking about the election, but also no childing and claiming it with be a Harris landslide. Best case scenario is we get several Florida 2000 states so Fat Rick gets an aneurysm.
Now you've done it. You invoked "hanging chads," which means Pat finally has hard evidence that Owen's stated purpose is to drive him to suicide.
 

Udders

Deeply interwoven in the pest community
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I didn’t stop doing anything. I flew on planes, I went out, I actually loved lockdown. I didn’t have to work and I got to live like a teenager. I did put on a mask at grocery stores and shit just so I didn’t have to catch any flak but anyway anyone who hid in their house during that time period really fawkin’ missed out
If you lived in a city, the driving was fucking fantastic. It's even worse now than it was pre-Vid.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Kamala winning but losing Wisconsin would be a funny bit. Also Pat getting banned on X, or his case being dismissed this week.

The best thing for Pat would be a Trump victory so he could do his angry "resist" tweets. I can see he's chasing that high with his conspiracy theory stuff / trying to get attention with the MSG e-mail. His engagement and reach are so low that nobody sees it.
He must be SO MAD that the MSG thing went nowhere. “The fuzz called me and no one cares, Niki!” *niki continues to stare out the window with no response.*
I wonder what he did want exactly. I'm sure it was just list of completely unreasonable demands that he knew would never be met so he could feel morally justified in abandoning his only kid for life. Just an absolute cunt of a human.
I think he tried to restrict Jon’s access/involvement even though he and Ade got married within a year of the kid’s birth. You better believe he didn’t ask for primary custody.
If you lived in a city, the driving was fucking fantastic. It's even worse now than it was pre-Vid.
LA during peak Covid was one of my best driving experiences. Magical.
 

TheDarkFezRises

Asians with southern accents
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I wonder what he did want exactly. I'm sure it was just list of completely unreasonable demands that he knew would never be met so he could feel morally justified in abandoning his only kid for life. Just an absolute cunt of a human.
Adrienne child, uncle paul will be allowed unsupervised access to Annabelle every second weekend for his special photoshoots or you're on your own. Take it or leave it.
 

Confused White Kid

Influencer
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This is my least favorite time of the Rick Calendar. In election runups he barely engages patposters and his content is just so mind-numbingly boring. If you want to sit there and pick apart his political takes, have at it, but it's just a humorless slog I can't be bothered with.

Even if Trump wins, I expect Rick to be unfunny for at least a month after. Sure we can all revel in his manic rage and furious oinking, but unless he gets into a back and forth with someone famous or goes viral for the wrong reason, again, it doesn't strike me as particularly funny.

Now, if the MPD suit is dismissed during all this and the swattings conveniently start again then we'll have some real fireworks. Otherwise, thank god for Ooga and Jackie dragging us through October this year.
 

chewtoyrapist

Comin for that ass, nigga.
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I didn’t stop doing anything. I flew on planes, I went out, I actually loved lockdown. I didn’t have to work and I got to live like a teenager. I did put on a mask at grocery stores and shit just so I didn’t have to catch any flak but anyway anyone who hid in their house during that time period really fawkin’ missed out
I'm still pissed I didn't take the furlough at work because my parents scared me into thinking furlough=laid off when it ends. I would have gotten an extra couple hunnid a week to do whatever I wanted for like 9 months. Meanwhile I'm still working and getting fewer hours with no options for a second job. THANKS, BOOMERS!
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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EraGodless

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"Impacted life expectancy"
"4000 people were dying per day"

From COVID? I think people who were going to die or died and happened to have COVID got lumped into COVID deaths to be perfectly honest witcha. The number of people that die in the US every day is twice that amount. Google it!

Also, Pat is a fat drunkard
Memba when people stopped dying from the flu? I memba.
 
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