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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

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That's completely untrue. If that were the case then every single one of the SWATing calls would have meant guns drawn and multiple cops. Most of the time the merely did wellness checks or talked to Pat through his intercom.

Did you actually read the statement of fact? Go to Count E. This is like the fifth time that Evans responded to the house. Every time, he takes it further than any of the other cops do. He's been briefed repeatedly by his commanding officer in person and by email about Pat's house being a known SWATing house. For Count E, Pat had been SWATed four times the previous day. "Dispatch noted in the CAD, ****Be advised swatting related call**** and “swatting risk at this location—a sgt[.] is to be dispatched with squads to all calls at this location.”" Petersen talked to Pat, "Petersen would later testify that he knew there wasn’t an emergency.". The situation was handled and done with. Then Evans arrived, him and Pat start arguing, then Evans and Petersen start trying to kick the door down.

So Evans knows it's a SWATing house, has been there personally a handful of times, was told that this specific call was a likely SWATing call, is there only because it's a known SWATing call (he's a sergeant and they need one there), the other officer has already handled it and knows there's no emergency, and this dipshit still argues and fights with Pat and tries to forceably enter the home. And reminder, this Statement of Fact is something that both sides have agreed is the truth. These aren't allegations by Pat. MPD agrees they're facts.

Sorry to break kayfabe here but Evans is a complete retard and Pat might actually have some kind of a case against him. I can't imagine any of the other officers facing any consequences but Evans actually might.

Holy shit now I know how @quasi101 felt reading the dumbest fucking shit possible about his case every day.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
He can finally be that unicorn who has that “laying around”. Welll, ‘cept he’s gotta pay the lawyers.
Well you forgot. Theyre working pro bono. That means he doesnt have to pay ever, child. Just like the Sojourner Foundation. Everything is free. Thats how all his neighbors pay the rent child.
 

Malibu Pat

Turk February backup account
I think the idea is that they showed up to their house 40+ times and were nuisances to them basically despite clearly knowing the calls were fake. For reasons that have been explained numerous times already, the cops are justified in doing this. However it is not so overwhelming that a judge would toss it. So the theory is that the MPD is going to settle to make them go away. Though probably not for what Pat is expecting. And he's going to go down afterwards for ordering the swats himself.
Thanks for sharing, Bernard
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Thanks for sharing, Bernard
Yea. Thanks BERN

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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Remember how torswats (real) claimed that Pat stiffed him? Would be funny if Pat stiffed torswats (fake) aka Jackie of whatever they negotiated as her cut. She’s too self-interested to turn him in so really there’s no reason he should pay her. She can’t do shit without fucking herself over. Another W for the Patster.
Pats walking away with a huge Dub on this one.

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He can have it. Hell only spend it the most hilarious way possible anyways. A new Susan? A new Scooter? Hire a messican to rebuild his "garage". Im actually rooting for him at this point. MKE PD are faggots. "NO PAT DOCUMENTS WILL BE RELEASED". Fuck you niggers. Pay pat the $ he deserves. If he gets $1 Mill well be in for endless content that noone here paid em a cent for. Pests still win. Quasi still wins. Sec 230 still wins. Teh lolz continue to flow endlessly. OnA ALWAYS wins ultimately.

And if im wrong. We win. We laugh at his SECOND WORSE lawsuit and mock em for it. I see no down side either which way.
 
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VizioDash

That's completely untrue. If that were the case then every single one of the SWATing calls would have meant guns drawn and multiple cops. Most of the time the merely did wellness checks or talked to Pat through his intercom.

Did you actually read the statement of fact? Go to Count E. This is like the fifth time that Evans responded to the house. Every time, he takes it further than any of the other cops do. He's been briefed repeatedly by his commanding officer in person and by email about Pat's house being a known SWATing house. For Count E, Pat had been SWATed four times the previous day. "Dispatch noted in the CAD, ****Be advised swatting related call**** and “swatting risk at this location—a sgt[.] is to be dispatched with squads to all calls at this location.”" Petersen talked to Pat, "Petersen would later testify that he knew there wasn’t an emergency.". The situation was handled and done with. Then Evans arrived, him and Pat start arguing, then Evans and Petersen start trying to kick the door down.

So Evans knows it's a SWATing house, has been there personally a handful of times, was told that this specific call was a likely SWATing call, is there only because it's a known SWATing call (he's a sergeant and they need one there), the other officer has already handled it and knows there's no emergency, and this dipshit still argues and fights with Pat and tries to forceably enter the home. And reminder, this Statement of Fact is something that both sides have agreed is the truth. These aren't allegations by Pat. MPD agrees they're facts.

Sorry to break kayfabe here but Evans is a complete retard and Pat might actually have some kind of a case against him. I can't imagine any of the other officers facing any consequences but Evans actually might.
I would love to see the potential fallout of a black cop getting fired for doing his job while being berated by a “straight” white man who has openly boasted about his privilege
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
Pats walking away with a huge Dub on this one.

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He can have it. Hell only spend it the most hilarious way possible anyways. A new Susan? A new Scooter? Hire a messican to rebuild his "garage". Im actually rooting for him at this point. MKE PD are faggots. "NO PAT DOCUMENTS WILL BE RELEASED". Fuck you niggers. Pay pat the $ he deserves. If he gets $1 Mill well be in for endless content that noone here paid em a cent for. Pests still win. Quasi still wins. Sec 230 still wins. Teh lolz continue to flow endlessly. OnA ALWAYS wins ultimately.

And if im wrong. We win. We laugh at his SECOND WORSE lawsuit and mock em for it. I see no down side either which way.
Rick will never realize at the end of the day, the internet can’t lose. TWU.
 

VizioDash

If they go to a jury trial, then Patrick might end up getting the chair.

Imagine that though, Patrick having his head shaved and a wet sponge squeezed over him while he’s strapped into an electric chair for losing a civil case. Patrick and Lynn watching on solemnly in an adjoining room with Dan Mullen reporting live.
No, Satan stlaker. I am not in hell. These are your delusions. This is why your reign of darkness is already over.
 
If they go to a jury trial, then Patrick might end up getting the chair.

Imagine that though, Patrick having his head shaved and a wet sponge squeezed over him while he’s strapped into an electric chair for losing a civil case. Patrick and Lynn watching on solemnly in an adjoining room with Dan Mullen reporting live.
Im imagining him screaming about stlakers as they put the clasps around his wrists and warm up the machine
 
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