Rick's patio furniture has been liberated

[DominusOdium]

Uhhhhnnnnn yes this is the patio furniture fuchitive

Hey, that sounds like the guy who stole Mel Karzistan's Adirondack chairs!

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

The parasol base by its lonesome must be the funniest image on the Forums all year.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Somebody priced it to just shy of a grand but I don't remember if they were talking prefab panels or what.

Wow, you're right. I assumed lumber was more expensive right now. I checked Lowe's using a Milwaukee location and 6'x8' panels are $67 and the posts are only $12 apiece. Even if he needed 15 panels and 16 posts that's only $1,200. Toss in those stainless steel exterior screws for the panels and the post hole cement and he's still under $1,500. Poverty pig can't afford it.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Wow, you're right. I assumed lumber was more expensive right now. I checked Lowe's using a Milwaukee location and 6'x8' panels are $67 and the posts are only $12 apiece. Even if he needed 15 panels and 16 posts that's only $1,200. Toss in those stainless steel exterior screws for the panels and the post hole cement and he's still under $1,500. Poverty pig can't afford it.

He's also too stupid and incompetent to do it properly. Not that it's very complicated but still

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

#karma

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Welp, time to update the sign.

 

[Cumiace]

Wow, you're right. I assumed lumber was more expensive right now. I checked Lowe's using a Milwaukee location and 6'x8' panels are $67 and the posts are only $12 apiece. Even if he needed 15 panels and 16 posts that's only $1,200. Toss in those stainless steel exterior screws for the panels and the post hole cement and he's still under $1,500. Poverty pig can't afford it.

You're talking about a guy that hired Mexicans to carry exercise equipment up stairs and repaired steps with a dremel tool. Big Nik and her softball team would be more capable of such a project

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

 

[PickleRickle]

is Eric low key taunting him with the backwards fence meme?
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(note: Jón the virgin gets a reply but Eric doesn't)


he can't put up a sign because the airbnb guests can't know his "terrorist victim" LARP

scountrolls is such a ballless insult, lacking in mirth or oomph. Faggot.

 

[SFWA liaison]

same footwear as the vandal

 

[chewtoyrapist]

scountrolls is such a ballless insult, lacking in mirth or oomph. Faggot.

You aren't impressed with mr. mensa's clever portmanteau? Nyehehehe

Seriously, I think even the faggiest faggot in the world could walk up to him in a restaurant/bar and eat his food and drink his beer and he wouldn't even stand up and go "aww, what the heck, man??" Probably could fuck his bedshitting wife after too and he'd still forgive her.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Does lack of patio furniture require Pat to update the Airbnb listing? Be a shame if someone got a refund for false advertisement

 

[Lunkhead]

He was a published author with his books in libraries and stores (not that anyone was actually buying them) and now he's been reduced to trying to harvest as many "I'm so sorry, Pat"s as possible online. He got demoted to Paul Weimer's level and even with the extreme lengths he's willing to go he still gets less sympathy than a creepy gray-haired homunculus that takes upskirts of people's children. Rick, it's time to reassess your life.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Found on reddit..

 

[captain_kamala]

Found on reddit..

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I'm pretty sure it's the Dominic franchetti types that have a tough time in prison

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The parasol base by its lonesome must be the funniest image on the Forums all year.

That's how you know he's not keeping or selling the furniture. He's clearly just scrapping the metal for $10-$15

 

[Turry Fawks]

That's how you know he's not keeping or selling the furniture. He's clearly just scrapping the metal for $10-$15

That will just go as low quality steel at roughly 20¢/lb if he's lucky. More likely 15¢/lb. He'll make a few bucks.

 

[Meade Skelton]

Based on looks alone I can tell with 90% certainty that this guy's from Riverwest. I never understood how a vegetarian can be overweight, but they have an awful lot of these types over there.
It's probably a bartender from whatever Pat's new watering hole is. Riverwest is a little more "bohemian" than Pat's neighborhood, there are probably still some joints that run dollar beer nights.

 

[Cumiace]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

That will just go as low quality steel at roughly 20¢/lb if he's lucky. More likely 15¢/lb. He'll make a few bucks.

I actually figured the set to weigh around 50lbs at .20/lbs. That's why I think it'll fetch around $10