Rick's patio furniture has been liberated

[PorqueDealer]

So the patio furniture is really truly gone, huh? I'd almost feel bad if every other person in the entire world told him to chain it in place or at least put up a "please don't take this away, it's not free, you've been fooled" sign in the backyard.

No child, I will be building a fence sometime in the foreseeable future. For now I will take none of those precautions.

I bet a portion/total of the conversation between him and nik went like this:

N: should we put up a sign to tell people not to take our furniture?
P: I wont let them take our furniture.
N: What if they do, we could put up sign just in case..
P: That wont happen, I wont let it.

 

[Lard Glug]

I bet a portion/total of the conversation between him and nik went like this:

N: should we put up a sign to tell people not to take our furniture?
P: I wont let them take our furniture.
N: What if they do, we could put up sign just in case..
P: That wont happen, I wont let it.

P: Now spread them, child. I must cum in a woman.

 

[PorqueDealer]

P: Now spread them, child. I must cum in a woman.

N: Where's our patio furniture?
P: The Cult of criminal Nazi clinically obsessed cyber stlakers that have been trying to kill us, tricked another member of the public into taking them
N: oh ok

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

aaaaaand another one

FAKE AD, FRAUDULENT OFFER - furniture - by owner - sale - craigslist

The attached ad is FRAUDULENT. It was created by a cyberstlaker impersonating us and trying to trick other users into stealing our property. They succeeded two weeks ago in getting all of our patio...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

The ad in question is still up lol

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

TWO actually!

FAKE AD, FRAUDULENT OFFER - free stuff - craigslist

The attached ad is FRAUDULENT. It was created by a cyberstlaker impersonating us and trying to trick other users into stealing our property. They succeeded two weeks ago in getting all of our patio...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

Ribs

 

[firstimelongtime]

TWO actually!

FAKE AD, FRAUDULENT OFFER - free stuff - craigslist

The attached ad is FRAUDULENT. It was created by a cyberstlaker impersonating us and trying to trick other users into stealing our property. They succeeded two weeks ago in getting all of our patio...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

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"We did, however, lose a lawsuit."

 

[fusciasomething]

TWO actually!

FAKE AD, FRAUDULENT OFFER - free stuff - craigslist

The attached ad is FRAUDULENT. It was created by a cyberstlaker impersonating us and trying to trick other users into stealing our property. They succeeded two weeks ago in getting all of our patio...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

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His idiocy is really something to behold. "Do not be tricked into committing crimes for our stlakers" Jesus Pat, pull it together

 

[Opesterino]

Do you guys think he ever wishes he just would have left it alone all those years ago? I mean he was on top of his world back in 2018? was it ? All he had to do was take a gentle tease from a stranger and it all would have worked out differently... Hell, maybe Tiny Tim in space would have been a 2024 hit and Madame President would be getting sworn in..

Eeeeither way

 

[New Name]

Hopefully an air bnb renter complains of a bait and switch when they arrive to find a patio without the advertised furniture

 

[RickReternal]

Do you guys think he ever wishes he just would have left it alone all those years ago? I mean he was on top of his world back in 2018? was it ? All he had to do was take a gentle tease from a stranger and it all would have worked out differently... Hell, maybe Tiny Tim in space would have been a 2024 hit and Madame President would be getting sworn in..

Eeeeither way

Nah. Still thinks he’s right, still thinks the stlakers will magically end up in prison, still thinks he’ll be discovered, Annabelle will apologize to him, Ade will die of cooch cancer, etc. etc. At least that’s what it seems like. We haven’t had a look in beyond his social media posturing since, arguably, the pro se, but even that was full of lies.

 

[Treat Yourself]

still thinks he’ll be discovered

He was already "discovered" but he blew it by being a fat dickhead who can't write. No second chances, Patso.

 

[NigelCumia]

Do you guys think he ever wishes he just would have left it alone all those years ago? I mean he was on top of his world back in 2018? was it ? All he had to do was take a gentle tease from a stranger and it all would have worked out differently... Hell, maybe Tiny Tim in space would have been a 2024 hit and Madame President would be getting sworn in..

Eeeeither way

His family, yes.
Him, absolutely not.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Do you guys think he ever wishes he just would have left it alone all those years ago? I mean he was on top of his world back in 2018? was it ? All he had to do was take a gentle tease from a stranger and it all would have worked out differently... Hell, maybe Tiny Tim in space would have been a 2024 hit and Madame President would be getting sworn in..

Eeeeither way

Remember when all he had to do was lie and admit that he was fat and Norm was funny and all of this would have gone away? Pepperidge Farms remembers. The only correct answer is that he wants the never ending conflict and opportunity to play poor perpetual victim.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

TWO actually!

FAKE AD, FRAUDULENT OFFER - free stuff - craigslist

The attached ad is FRAUDULENT. It was created by a cyberstlaker impersonating us and trying to trick other users into stealing our property. They succeeded two weeks ago in getting all of our patio...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

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I wonder how many times you can incessantly repost the exact same ad that gets flagged over and over again without being banned from Craig's List?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hopefully an air bnb renter complains of a bait and switch when they arrive to find a patio without the advertised furniture

The best part is Pat would just effeminately and aggressively say "It's not here because our stlakers had them stolen and the people who took it are too stupid to return them!" because he assumes everyone in the world knows who he is.

 

[RickReternal]

The best part is Pat would just effeminately and aggressively say "It's not here because our stlakers had them stolen and the people who took it are too stupid to return them!" because he assumes everyone in the world knows who he is.

At least the stand is still there.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

At least the stand is still there.

Can we get some drones in to see if he's stubbornly refused to move it yet?

 

[RickReternal]

Can we get some drones in to see if he's stubbornly refused to move it yet?

“Welp, I’ve been informed my stlakers are publically planing drone flights over my home. Here’s why the FBI need to act *before* Trump becomes President again. 1/47”

 

[warchief1978]

Same weight since high school, child.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Pat should just get some discarded wood pallets and build his own patio furniture