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Rick's never gonna show that short position

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Not only that but you need a broker willing to loan you the stock. No way he’s investing enough to make the interest payments worth the phone call. Him making the claim is just another example of his ignorance. Another fun fact, he’d have lost money shorting but would have more than doubled his money if he bought the dips for the past 5 years.
He’s a total jackoff. All he knows is that you go short to make money off the decrease. He doesn’t understand that’s it’s basically a loan with interest payments and collateral.

Shorting is so insanely risky and expensive that normal people just use puts. He doesn’t even have a bank account so he doesn’t even realize the nonsense he’s talking about.
 

Jizz

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He’s a total jackoff. All he knows is that you go short to make money off the decrease. He doesn’t understand that’s it’s basically a loan with interest payments and collateral.

Shorting is so insanely risky and expensive that normal people just use puts. He doesn’t even have a bank account so he doesn’t even realize the nonsense he’s talking about.
Brother Joe wanted to short Nike when they signed Colin Kaepernick, I always wondered if he would've made any $$$. He still wears Nike Air Monarchs after saying he would never buy Nike!
 

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Brother Joe wanted to short Nike when they signed Colin Kaepernick, I always wondered if he would've made any $$$. He still wears Nike Air Monarchs after saying he would never buy Nike!
Same situation as pat. He’s got no money, nothing in the stock market and no broker bored enough to take his phone calls. He thinks trading stocks is like calling a bookie and betting against the Mets. I think I want to short his career, does he have any gigs on the horizon?
 

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He'll be at the local fruit stand in a back corner from 4-6 then this weekend he'll be at the local library parking lot for the annual plastic bag convention.
He does rant and rave about the folks who pick the fruit and he is obviously no fan of reading, I am pretty sure both of these will be canceled without our help
 

RoTheHo69

I was sad at him.
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EVs were to fake out the Chinese into dumping their resources into a technology that is not feasible. It's over. They took the bait so why the fuck would we continue to give anyone tax breaks for choosing an inefficient mode of transportation that is objectively worse for the environment than reusing a viable ICE car.

If you look into it one of the things that bankrupted the Soviet Union was the Duga and Duga II Radar systems, which didn't work and ultimately blew up the entire system by 89. Another is the positioning of the arms race in a way such that engaging would only benefit the Western MIC while bankrupting the Soviet MIC. This is that but for China.

Duga was Powered by Chernobyl which is yet another example BTW

 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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