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Fuckin scumbag. He wouldn't know how to short a stock with a user manual and a retarded Robin Hood account.
Fucking lying clout-chasing rube.
Fucking lying clout-chasing rube.
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He is all over the place. The election is really taking its toll on him. Its hilarious watching him cope.Fuckin scumbag. He wouldn't know how to short a stock with a user manual and a retarded Robin Hood account.
Fucking lying clout-chasing rube.
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Im still so fascinated that an actual 44 year old acts like this and no matter how many times his tantrums cost him, he will only double down because he thinks learning from his mistakes and making changes is somehow him submitting and accepting defeat."People who own Tesla stocks are Nazis now." - Patrick, probably, at some point
She’s eying a lap.
He's fucking ecstatic. Trump winning means he can laze about playing pretend on twitter for four more years. If Pat really managed to sober up long enough to drag his fat ass to the polling booth, he absolutely pulled the lever for Daddy Don.The election is really taking its toll on him.
Because he didn’t take out a short position. It’s such an obvious lie it’s not even worth holding him to. Him saying he’s not fat however is.
All he wants is to see failure and chaos just for that " I told you so" twitter post. He cant accept that they are in control for the next 4 years.He's fucking ecstatic. Trump winning means he can laze about playing pretend on twitter for four more years. If Pat really managed to sober up long enough to drag his fat ass to the polling booth, he absolutely pulled the lever for Daddy Don.
what in Pat’s history leads you to believe Pat is that self-aware?He's fucking ecstatic. Trump winning means he can laze about playing pretend on twitter for four more years.
Gay jokes are fine as long as you're mocking those with different political views."tackling his new husband" lot of homophobia out of Rick today.
He just doesn't like competitionPat hates homos.
Not only that but you need a broker willing to loan you the stock. No way he’s investing enough to make the interest payments worth the phone call. Him making the claim is just another example of his ignorance. Another fun fact, he’d have lost money shorting but would have more than doubled his money if he bought the dips for the past 5 years.He’s not even allowed to take out a short position. You need to have money to do that.
Of all the Pats I hate Wall Street Pat the most - he only talks about Tesla stock because of Musk.Not only that but you need a broker willing to loan you the stock. No way he’s investing enough to make the interest payments worth the phone call. Him making the claim is just another example of his ignorance. Another fun fact, he’d have lost money shorting but would have more than doubled his money if he bought the dips for the past 5 years.
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