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Rick's never gonna show that short position

Confused White Kid

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Fuckin scumbag. He wouldn't know how to short a stock with a user manual and a retarded Robin Hood account.
Fucking lying clout-chasing rube.

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Slackjawed Cow

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Slackjawed Cow

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"People who own Tesla stocks are Nazis now." - Patrick, probably, at some point
Im still so fascinated that an actual 44 year old acts like this and no matter how many times his tantrums cost him, he will only double down because he thinks learning from his mistakes and making changes is somehow him submitting and accepting defeat.
 

Agent Smith

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The election is really taking its toll on him.
He's fucking ecstatic. Trump winning means he can laze about playing pretend on twitter for four more years. If Pat really managed to sober up long enough to drag his fat ass to the polling booth, he absolutely pulled the lever for Daddy Don.
 

Confused White Kid

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Because he didn’t take out a short position. It’s such an obvious lie it’s not even worth holding him to. Him saying he’s not fat however is.

Oh really?

Is that not what I fucking IMPLIED with my own post?

What have you ADDED to this post, other than rephrasing it in your own more verbose way?

Was your reply AT ALL necessary?
If so, EXPLAIN. NOW.

WE KNOW HE NEVER TOOK OUT THE SHORT. WE KNOW.
WE'VE KNOWN FOR A YEAR AND A HALF.

Look me in the fucking eye you fucking faggot and explain to me what it is you bring this community. Now. Do it.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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He's fucking ecstatic. Trump winning means he can laze about playing pretend on twitter for four more years. If Pat really managed to sober up long enough to drag his fat ass to the polling booth, he absolutely pulled the lever for Daddy Don.
All he wants is to see failure and chaos just for that " I told you so" twitter post. He cant accept that they are in control for the next 4 years.
 

SFWA liaison

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"it's FREE MONEY for EVs, and TLSA makes EVs!". He's too 1.7 to grasp that competitors ALSO get the credit and helps them narrow the gap with Tesla

remember when this queer who pretends to know about cars made a blog post all about how Tesla uses aluminum bodies as if it's a unique Tesla thing and not an industry shift? cat ladies ate it up
 

JebJoh

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He’s not even allowed to take out a short position. You need to have money to do that.
Not only that but you need a broker willing to loan you the stock. No way he’s investing enough to make the interest payments worth the phone call. Him making the claim is just another example of his ignorance. Another fun fact, he’d have lost money shorting but would have more than doubled his money if he bought the dips for the past 5 years.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Not only that but you need a broker willing to loan you the stock. No way he’s investing enough to make the interest payments worth the phone call. Him making the claim is just another example of his ignorance. Another fun fact, he’d have lost money shorting but would have more than doubled his money if he bought the dips for the past 5 years.
Of all the Pats I hate Wall Street Pat the most - he only talks about Tesla stock because of Musk.
 
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