Rick's handwriting disturbs me

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Only fatter and less useful

 

[JayFirebrand2]

He literally writes/thinks at a fifth grade level.

I've said this before on here, but English is my third language, and I write way better English prose than Fatrick.

 

[Raymond]

I've said this before on here, but English is my third language, and I write way better English prose than Fatrick.

What are them other languages you got?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nic

And he has the nerve to call people “child.” My father would’ve smacked me upside my head if I tried to pass that off as handwriting. I guess his dad was too busy blowi...I mean being a long haul trucker.

 

[sShenaniganz]

"cehtral"

He has the handwriting of a psychotic.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

All I got was something about "fresh blood". Chilling.

Fresh blood thickens the pepperoni mixture.

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

Rick asking the hard questions. What constitutes a series?

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

I'm a professional graphologist and my analysis of this handwriting tells me this person is very, very fat.

Based off your expert analysis, on a scale from 1 to 10 would you rate his fatness “off the charts”?

 

[stealthygeek]

If you're wondering wtf is going on there P@t added a very special extra loop that properly pays homage to his special popular boy status. The extra loop ends up crossing off his "T" ahead of time. I color coded "Pat" to highlight just how gay this is:

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Who the hell writes anything on a napkin in 2021? This is another attempt for attention and yet again nobody around him cares. All Smart phones have a notes app where you can write these thoughts out clearly and can be saved. Him asking for a pen that’s main use is to write down orders and for customers to sign bar tabs shows how selfish he is. Knowing him he took the pen with him while a bartender later scrabbled to find a pen so they can have someone pay their tab and tip.

He could of also recorded a voice memo to himself like someone else we know

 

[EraGodless]

Pat handles writing fatigue by getting blackout and drunk and barely manuging a sentence a day.

 

[FLUUUID]

Hes obviously worried that the stain on his teeth is fading, so he has a fresh goblet of hobo urine for a top up coat.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

This is the hand of a man who leaves taunting notes for the police at crime scenes.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Actually it looks like mine so I can't make fun of this. Taking Keyboarding 101 in High School has really paid off though.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

There’s definitely evidence in this hand writing sample of mental deficiency. Most likely caused by excessive alcohol usage. His writing is up and down, so spatial understanding is very lacking. Note that despite being able to guage where the previous word is his sentences (if you can call them that) slope up and down, not straight across.

Personally I think he’s in the beginning stages of alcohol induced dementia or “wet brain”. His delusional behavior, sloppy penmanship, his tweets that go nowhere near logical conclusions or making a point of any kind. The evidence all adds up to AID. The “o” in How that PaulRNelson graciously separated has a down loop through the lower half of it. Most people don’t write a letter 1 1/2 times. Someone who doesent have spatial awareness or logical compartmentalizations would though. Meaning he’s doing something we don’t know him for, extra work. Most people’s “O” would actually form a tiny “x” at the top because they didn’t spend the extra follow to loop it back around. Also repeat letters seem to not follow the same patterns. It appears he even wrote one “o” starting from the bottom of the letter. And one “c” in character appears more like an “r” so he basically didn’t do the extra work there. It’s fascinating really.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Personally I think he’s in the beginning stages of alcohol induced dementia or “wet brain”. His delusional behavior, sloppy penmanship, his tweets that go nowhere near logical conclusions or making a point of any kind. The evidence all adds up to AID. The “o” in How that PaulRNelson graciously separated has a down loop through the lower half of it. Most people don’t write a letter 1 1/2 times. Someone who doesent have spatial awareness or logical compartmentalizations would though. Meaning he’s doing something we don’t know him for, extra work. Most people’s “O” would actually form a tiny “x” at the top because they didn’t spend the extra follow to loop it back around. Also repeat letters seem to not follow the same patterns. It appears he even wrote one “o” starting from the bottom of the letter. And one “c” in character appears more like an “r” so he basically didn’t do the extra work there. It’s fascinating really.

Now that you've pointed it out, his handwriting makes it look like his arm was sticking out from his stomach, not to his side. In cursive, you don't write with the paper at 90 degrees. It's tilted, so when you push away with the pen outwards it slopes over and the letters "stick" together nicely so the word is connected and looks as "one".

I think Pat is actually left-handed, and I don't know if lefties can form a technique to print the same way... I went to a public school and left-handed kids had to learn how to write with their right hand, because it's just easier to teach a whole class that way. Nevertheless, lefties can still write properly with their left if they're not retarded.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

If you're wondering wtf is going on there P@t added a very special extra loop that properly pays homage to his special popular boy status. The extra loop ends up crossing off his "T" ahead of time. I color coded "Pat" to highlight just how gay this is:

What I take away from this analysis is that Rick cheated at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon by cutting the course in two places. Am I doing it right?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Are there any bloggers or youtubers who do hand writing analysis? It could be a good bit to give them his real backstory and tell them about how he's losing his connection with reality and thinks he's being gangstalked.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The black pen doesn't look like it ran out of ink. He made a performance as though it did then requesTed a pen from the bartender to forcibly lure them into yet another conversation about how important and smart he is.

BarTender, I donT know proper proTocol here but do you have anoTher pen This one is fine I mean ouT of ink and I’m over here Trying To wriTe down my inTelligenT and brillianT plans for The fuTure Trilogy I’m noT going To abandon afTer one book.