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restolegal.com : Brinton is going out on his own!

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I have a thought here, and hear me out:

What if, due to Brinton's eagerness to screw over Patty by accepting a dead in the water lawsuit, over-billing and over-charging the rube, and adding in the clear lies he told the court and probably Pat himself, Minc cut its losses (and possibly avoided a lawsuit against themselves for irresponsible negligence) by both firing Brinton AND forgoing all monetary gain from Patrick?

Doesn't change that he owes Quasi, but it would explain why the SFWA haven't jettisoned him - they ultimately didn't lose any money. And it would further explain Patrick's insistence that he didn't lose and he owes nothing - HE WUZ ROIPED BY HIS LAWYER!
 

Mike Glyer

Rick is Persona Non Grata on File 770
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I have a thought here, and hear me out:

What if, due to Brinton's eagerness to screw over Patty by accepting a dead in the water lawsuit, over-billing and over-charging the rube, and adding in the clear lies he told the court and probably Pat himself, Minc cut its losses (and possibly avoided a lawsuit against themselves for irresponsible negligence) by both firing Brinton AND forgoing all monetary gain from Patrick?

Doesn't change that he owes Quasi, but it would explain why the SFWA haven't jettisoned him - they ultimately didn't lose any money. And it would further explain Patrick's insistence that he didn't lose and he owes nothing - HE WUZ ROIPED BY HIS LAWYER!
Someone should call Minc's office asking for Brinton all pissed and talk about how they think Brinton was stringing them along about some potential lawsuit he could win for them. See if Minc's secretary is like "so sorry, we've let him go."
 

RobertMewler

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I bet you can't.


I though Fats only owes Quasi 5 figures?

Besides, why not brag about your wins like you used to, Brinton? Like that paedophile you helped out:


Or that other paedophile:


Or that guy who narrowly dodged a sexual assault case that you helped hide:

(That's not saying he got it deleted - he didn't, the newspaper stood by it - just that he helped hide it from Google so the guy can regain the element of surprise).
So, so, so, what you're saying is Brinton has a history of serving pedos and child molestors? Then it's only fitting he got roped into Pig's universe and is getting all this karma.

Pig is legal kryptonite now. If he ever hires a new lawyer for anything we would gladly tell the dude that the last lawyer Pig hired got fired.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Brinton fucked it up by siding with emotion over logic. Logically, he should have recused himself from the case long ago. We'd have a laugh that his lawyer quit him, but he'd fade into Carrie Goldberg obscurity and move on with his career at Minc Law, perhaps with a life lesson that some clients aren't worth it if they refuse to listen.

But instead we made fun of your fat whore sister. A mentally ill black woman claimed you ate her pussy and asshole poorly. One of the registered emails quasi handed over was [email protected]. You got offended, you got upset, you got emotional. Of course that's him in the security video. Of course he wrote the email, of course him threatening the john does literally every day would kill the case. But you persisted and now have to open your own law firm, because nobody else will hire you.

Meanwhile Patrick's biggest concern is that Wordle answers are getting spoiled for him! Do you get why we dislike him so much?
 
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