Reminder

[WifeStoreWill]

If what he is saying is true...

Let me stop you right there.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

That negress is lucky she escaped the pepperoni grinder with how she behaved

Why can’t they behave?!

 

[Udders]

Piggy seething so much as he crafts his rebuttal he can't even remember the WOC's name.
#notagoodally

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Entire paragraph about how the person requested a booking, paid and then arrived. something that 100% of successful airbnb bookings do.
Points out that he has cleaned the unit. (yeah its your job dummy)
Highlights the improper use of the word "frozen" while misspelling "cancelation" and the guests name several times.
Fails to understand how a woman from Texas might feel the cold of Wisconsin despite claiming its unseasonally warm (for Wisconsin)
Claims he bought a thermometer to check the rooms when they left after checkout. Why he thinks the temperature at 11am has any bearing on the temperature during the previous night is anyone's guess (1.2gpa)
Cat hair is unlikely. (so still possible then?)
Decides because the fan is on in the morning, it must have been running through the night making her "frozen". (1.2gpa)
Surveillance footage and subsequent investigation shows felony cat lodging therefore she is guilty of everything else and anything she says can be dismissed.
Pat is sorry Jashond(r)a is so stupid and he can't help her.

Funny how he mentioned laundering everything but no mention of Lynne's money.