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He's a fat sperg.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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The Chad Jashonda vs the Virgin Patrick S Tomlinson

The Chad Jashonda
  • Complimentary
  • High expectations
  • Concise
  • Animal lover
  • Fiscally responsible
The Virgin Patrick S Tomlinson
  • Poor
  • Willing to rent to anybody
  • Gullible
  • Easily deceived
  • Extra focus on unimportant details
  • Animal hater
  • Supported by lesbo wife and lesbo mother in law
  • Fat
  • Racist
  • Gay
  • Fat
  • Poor
  • Gay
  • Fat
  • Fat
 

PorqueDealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Piggy seething so much as he crafts his rebuttal he can't even remember the WOC's name.
#notagoodally

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Entire paragraph about how the person requested a booking, paid and then arrived. something that 100% of successful airbnb bookings do.
Points out that he has cleaned the unit. (yeah its your job dummy)
Highlights the improper use of the word "frozen" while misspelling "cancelation" and the guests name several times.
Fails to understand how a woman from Texas might feel the cold of Wisconsin despite claiming its unseasonally warm (for Wisconsin)
Claims he bought a thermometer to check the rooms when they left after checkout. Why he thinks the temperature at 11am has any bearing on the temperature during the previous night is anyone's guess (1.2gpa)
Cat hair is unlikely. (so still possible then?)
Decides because the fan is on in the morning, it must have been running through the night making her "frozen". (1.2gpa)
Surveillance footage and subsequent investigation shows felony cat lodging therefore she is guilty of everything else and anything she says can be dismissed.
Pat is sorry Jashond(r)a is so stupid and he can't help her.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Piggy seething so much as he crafts his rebuttal he can't even remember the WOC's name.
#notagoodally

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Entire paragraph about how the person requested a booking, paid and then arrived. something that 100% of successful airbnb bookings do.
Points out that he has cleaned the unit. (yeah its your job dummy)
Highlights the improper use of the word "frozen" while misspelling "cancelation" and the guests name several times.
Fails to understand how a woman from Texas might feel the cold of Wisconsin despite claiming its unseasonally warm (for Wisconsin)
Claims he bought a thermometer to check the rooms when they left after checkout. Why he thinks the temperature at 11am has any bearing on the temperature during the previous night is anyone's guess (1.2gpa)
Cat hair is unlikely. (so still possible then?)
Decides because the fan is on in the morning, it must have been running through the night making her "frozen". (1.2gpa)
Surveillance footage and subsequent investigation shows felony cat lodging therefore she is guilty of everything else and anything she says can be dismissed.
Pat is sorry Jashond(r)a is so stupid and he can't help her.
Patrick is incapable of empathizing, if it's not directly happening to him - it's not real
 
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