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Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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What's funny is I've been watching Intervention on Discovery+ and I've seen a couple of hardcore addicts 'sign away their children' because they said on the show that they would be allowed to get them back at some point or be able to see them. If they didn't sign them away and the court took them away they would never be able to see their children again. This tells me fat pat has the ability to see his daughter but refuses to give in because to him that's losing and Rick doesn't lose. Remember, DLTIW.

I've known more than one guy that was completely absent from their kid's life until they were a teenager and the court still gave them two weekends a month. You basically have to beat or fuck kids to not get at least 4 days a month. This piece of shit is just that big a coward, he can't talk to Ade at all, even just to drop the kid off, because his paper-thin tough guy act that no one believes already will fall apart, it's 100% all about his inability to get over her. He avoids his kid as a defense mechanism.
 

cliveowen

stlaker
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Imagine a grieving family visiting their recently departed grandmas grave to lay some flowers. As they are strolling through the graveyard the young daughter screams, bursts out crying & starts pointing towards something..the family looks over to where she is pointing.

Laid there in front of a freshly dug grave is a purple bloated pigman, with it’s skin tight womens jeans pulled around his cankles, it’s fat decomposing hairless ass exposed for all to see. The father tells his wife to ring 911 and walks over to investigate, as he gets closer he notices the decaying pig like humanoid is covered in dried faeces, “S..sir! Are you okay!?” shouts the father to no response.

The father now starting to worry picks up a nearby stick and prods the swollen lump of flesh laying before him, the corpse lets out a loud almost haunted post mortem fart.

Fin.
You are a better writer than Pat.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Dude pat has clearly said he wants to pretend John, Ade , and Annabelle dont exist. He doesnt think about them at all unless this place reminds him. He doesnt like being reminded he has a daughter out in the world that he chose not to be a part of so he can play Moral Police on twitter. Pat needs to be constantly reminded that he is a failed father and walking away is 10x worse than anyone he is judging on twitter.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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every day Niki awakens with a choice; wake-up & face reality, or take her pill-buffet. I think Fats knows this which is why he's so 'supportive' of her being a depressive headcase. He can't maintain the hierarchy by improving himself, so he needs to keep her wings clipped pharmaceutically. Fat fucking creep, he'd never take psychotropic meds himself since he's perfect.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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That’s true he says he loves Blappy because he had a beer with him once. Blappy meanwhile is married with kids and happy. He has Pat on the pay no mind list. Pats a fat loser is what I’m getting at.
Blappy meanwhile called him a piece of shit and came inches from reigning blows down on his stupid fat face because Mr Mensa didn’t know the difference between the leaf from an Oak Tree and a Maple Tree. I can understand not knowing the difference in wood (if it’s stained you won’t notice, maple is smoother than oak and has wider rings. Oak is harder than maple and is less pourous). But the leaves aren’t even the same shape. Oak leaves are clustered and rounded on the edges. Maples have a 3 pronged leaf that points at the ends. They also have different seeds completely. Oaks drop acorns, Maples drop “Helicopters”
 
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Imagine a grieving family visiting their recently departed grandmas grave to lay some flowers. As they are strolling through the graveyard the young daughter screams, bursts out crying & starts pointing towards something..the family looks over to where she is pointing.

Laid there in front of a freshly dug grave is a purple bloated pigman, with it’s skin tight womens jeans pulled around his cankles, it’s fat decomposing hairless ass exposed for all to see. The father tells his wife to ring 911 and walks over to investigate, as he gets closer he notices the decaying pig like humanoid is covered in dried faeces, “S..sir! Are you okay!?” shouts the father to no response.

The father now starting to worry picks up a nearby stick and prods the swollen lump of flesh laying before him, the corpse lets out a loud almost haunted post mortem fart.

Fin.
This was well done, sir. I laughed, I cried (from laughter) then laughed again. Then Pat ate a baby.
 
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