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Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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"I miss my ex wife"

That was the last time Rick was honest with anyone, and I'll bet he immediately regretted it.

This fucking sad sack's entire personality is based on Ade leaving him. Imagine the most defining moment of your life being your friend stealing your pregnant wife. I don't think I could wake up every day. I couldn't wake up on the couch, smell my wife in the other room, and think "My real wife is waking up next to Jonathan, just down the hall from Annabelle, and he's starting his morning making love to her, while I'm starting my morning checking my twitter notifications". Just, fuck man. How are you that big a loser? How do you make eye contact with anyone without feeling like a fraud?

He's also fucking fat.
 
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Another weird thing is he has on multiple occasions referred to Jon as his best friend, playing up the betrayal element of his sympathy tale. But then he started claiming they weren't that close once we started promoting him as a cuckhold.

He was lying then, or lying now. Which is it, Pig?
Are you a lying faggot who embellished your sympathy story while crying victim, or are you a lying faggot embarrassed you were cucked by your best friend?
This faggot thinks everyone he interacts with at a Con or on Twitter is his "good friend." I doubt Jon was much more than an acquaintance.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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This faggot thinks everyone he interacts with at a Con or on Twitter is his "good friend." I doubt Jon was much more than an acquaintance.

Every liked tweet is a new friend, every checkmark that responds to Trump Bad is a new colleague. It's pathetic, a guy who became a meme for one thing. Even the fucking Chocolate Rain guy had a longer shelf life.
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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"I miss my ex wife"

That was the last time Rick was honest with anyone, and I'll bet he immediately regretted it.

This fucking sad sack's entire personality is based on Ade leaving him. Imagine the most defining moment of your life being your friend stealing your pregnant wife. I don't think I could wake up every day. I couldn't wake up on the couch, smell my wife in the other room, and think "My real wife is waking up next to Jonathan, just down the hall from Annabelle, and he's starting his morning making love to her, while I'm starting my morning checking my twitter notifications". Just, fuck man. How are you that big a loser? How do you make eye contact with anyone without feeling like a fraud?
It's why he had to invent his whole "traditionally masculine" tough guy personality. Being made a cuckold really does a number on a man I guess.
 

AntsBatteryCharge

&$;;-:
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"A particularly unwanted divorce..."

Yeah, unwanted by you, Piggy. Obviously she wanted out bad. He said there was no warning, no infidelity etc. I'm guessing that, in addition to the pregnancy, she had some deep criticisms of him as a person. Whatever it was, he won't acknowledge it, or even come up with a better lie about it.

Which is it, Patrick? Are you a liar,* or are you really that oblivious to the things and people around you?


* yes
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Another weird thing is he has on multiple occasions referred to Jon as his best friend, playing up the betrayal element of his sympathy tale. But then he started claiming they weren't that close once we started promoting him as a cuckhold.

He was lying then, or lying now. Which is it, Pig?
Are you a lying faggot who embellished your sympathy story while crying victim, or are you a lying faggot embarrassed you were cucked by your best friend?
Jon says they were never really friends. He was friends with Ade and Patrick was a hang around. I tend to believe Jon, since Piggy is a pathological liar.
 

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This faggot thinks everyone he interacts with at a Con or on Twitter is his "good friend." I doubt Jon was much more than an acquaintance.
That’s true he says he loves Blappy because he had a beer with him once. Blappy meanwhile is married with kids and happy. He has Pat on the pay no mind list. Pats a fat loser is what I’m getting at.
 

MonsterSteve

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What's funny is I've been watching Intervention on Discovery+ and I've seen a couple of hardcore addicts 'sign away their children' because they said on the show that they would be allowed to get them back at some point or be able to see them. If they didn't sign them away and the court took them away they would never be able to see their children again. This tells me fat pat has the ability to see his daughter but refuses to give in because to him that's losing and Rick doesn't lose. Remember, DLTIW.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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It would be hilarious if he had a heart attack like Elvis and Gigi Cestone while trying to shit on Jon's grave.
Imagine a grieving family visiting their recently departed grandmas grave to lay some flowers. As they are strolling through the graveyard the young daughter screams, bursts out crying & starts pointing towards something..the family looks over to where she is pointing.

Laid there in front of a freshly dug grave is a purple bloated pigman, with it’s skin tight womens jeans pulled around his cankles, it’s fat decomposing hairless ass exposed for all to see. The father tells his wife to ring 911 and walks over to investigate, as he gets closer he notices the decaying pig like humanoid is covered in dried faeces, “S..sir! Are you okay!?” shouts the father to no response.

The father now starting to worry picks up a nearby stick and prods the swollen lump of flesh laying before him, the corpse lets out a loud almost haunted post mortem fart.

Fin.
 
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