REMINDER: There's no correlation between shows about how much respect one person gets

[Consensual Rapist]

I think I’d rather read something a retard tried to write. At least it’d be more hilarious.

 

[THE D]

The city of Manhattan has a population of roughly ten trillion people. That's a HOLY SHIT Load of people! HAHA!~!!! *CumPounds The Desk Valiantly*

He is determined to pound that fucking desk.

 

[guest]

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I don’t read anymore, is this dawn’s bush?

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

He fills his book with the same tedious old rehashed "remember when? stories, then adorns it with a cover so hideous and so revolting that it ensured no sane adult would even consider having it in their home. Seriously, would you put that on a bookshelf full of books you actually liked? It'd be so embarrassing for guests to see as well.

"Huh, "Permanently Suspended" by Anthony Cumia. Wonder what that's all about....AHHHH! Oh my God, that guy's face is SCARY! What IS this book?"

(Quickly grabbing book from guest's hands) "Uh, no, it's nothing, it's just a joke, a gag gift someone got me, I've really been meaning to throw it out" (runs to garbage can outside, thrusts book deeply into trash).

I’ll have you know, in my house I have his book displayed in a place of honor.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

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I’ll have you know, in my house I have his book displayed in a place of honor.

You should put one of those sound devices in it that plays when you open the book. It'll freak them out and you'll be able to tell when someones opened it(doubtful honestly). Throw a few catch phrases in there "hahaha holy shit" "where the fucks my gun" "I am fucking my brothers girlfriends daughter" the vibraphone part from Ain't it Fun

 

[CompoundBasement]

Book? It's a glorified pamphlet

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

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I’ll have you know, in my house I have his book displayed in a place of honor.

The buckAAAAWZAH?!

 

[Jizz]

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fawk yeah droppin hammers all day long!

 

[Zeroman]

The buckAAAAWZAH?!

There are no lines in there, not worth the price of admission…..

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I still remember someone posting a picture of his shitty book at dollar tree.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I think I’d rather read something a retard tried to write. At least it’d be more hilarious.

Good news there's Mike Bochetti's book

My mother was a house

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Good news there's Mike Bochetti's book

My mother was a house

Thanks for the heads up. I need something to read to easily fall asleep to.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Borderline illiterate minorities who don't / can't read shouldn't be allowed to write books.

 

[guest]

Anthony really thought he was gonna go on a nationwide book tour with this shit. Just shows how unnatural being famous is and how it can permanently delude the human mind.

2019-Nana seriously thought she was hot like 2009 Nana. She really actually thought this. Still probably does to some extent given how she most definitely chose to forget about the book signing fiasco.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Anthony really thought he was gonna go on a nationwide book tour with this shit. Just shows how unnatural being famous is and how it can permanently delude the human mind.

2019-Nana seriously thought she was hot like 2009 Nana. She really actually thought this. Still probably does to some extent given how she most definitely chose to forget about the book signing fiasco.

4 sharpies in NYC. The city of his million listener radio show.

One for each book signed. They went to Bobo, Big A, Dawn, and Joe

 

[Sue Lightning]

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I’ll have you know, in my house I have his book displayed in a place of honor.

To S.L., my egg, my perfect silence. Heh. SL. Who do you think that is? Spike Lee? Shia Labouf?…. Sue Lightning?

 

[Single Action Army]

Wasn't it unanimous years ago that this was a short, retardedly written, incorrect leaflet with nothing new to offer someone not tangentially familiar with da show?

And you still bought it, NIGGER! smhing my head

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Still makes me chuckle knowing that the sub got him tossed out onto the street by security from his own booksigning. There were dozens of troll twitter accounts spamming local SJW and protest groups in the lead up. Great fawkin time.

"Andrew cumia"

 

[Mikekeke]

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He fills his book with the same tedious old rehashed "remember when? stories, then adorns it with a cover so hideous and so revolting that it ensured no sane adult would even consider having it in their home. Seriously, would you put that on a bookshelf full of books you actually liked? It'd be so embarrassing for guests to see as well.

"Huh, "Permanently Suspended" by Anthony Cumia. Wonder what that's all about....AHHHH! Oh my God, that guy's face is SCARY! What IS this book?"

(Quickly grabbing book from guest's hands) "Uh, no, it's nothing, it's just a joke, a gag gift someone got me, I've really been meaning to throw it out" (runs to garbage can outside, thrusts book deeply into trash).

Nana imagined her book being popular enough to be in pharmacies and airports. She still thought being captured mid groan was the perfect cover. Looking like an old cast iron skillet in between the new Stephen King and Dune.

 

[lowend73]

Still makes me chuckle knowing that the sub got him tossed out onto the street by security from his own booksigning. There were dozens of troll twitter accounts spamming local SJW and protest groups in the lead up. Great fawkin time.

"Andrew cumia"

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Oh Bobo, god bless ya